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9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
Though he seems like he’s just a big, incompetent teddy bear, Chief Wiggum is actually a very bad man. Whether it’s putting a boot Ms. Hoover’s car to get his son a part in the school play, or confiscating a ring toss game because Homer doesn’t bribe him, the sheer number of times he out and out exploits his power as police chief is disturbing. Springfield is basically a police state.
Key Line: ”The man i’m really looking for, wink, is a Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.”

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

Though he seems like he’s just a big, incompetent teddy bear, Chief Wiggum is actually a very bad man. Whether it’s putting a boot Ms. Hoover’s car to get his son a part in the school play, or confiscating a ring toss game because Homer doesn’t bribe him, the sheer number of times he out and out exploits his power as police chief is disturbing. Springfield is basically a police state.

Key Line: ”The man i’m really looking for, wink, is a Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.”

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I’m giving you an opportunity to sass me here. Please take it; it’s so much more fun for me that way.

Finish reading 15 Things Cops Say, and What They Really Mean

Policewoman Has An Intense Brow Game Going On

The strong brow of the law.

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Shame never tasted so sweet.

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Actual Police Recruitment Video for Hillsboro Oregon is the Friendliest “Cops” Spin-Off Ever

BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO? (I guess Subscribe to their Youtube channel?)

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Ham Sandwich Lie Detector Test (with Steve Little and Ben Schwartz)

Ben and Steve, as their characters from Coffee Town, get to the bottom of who ate a ham sandwich. 

Coffee Town comes out July 9th! Pre-order on iTunes here.

Reading Buzzfeed is Like Being Interrogated

LOL, WTF, ETC.

(Source: College Humor)

Reading Buzzfeed is Like Being Interrogated

LOL, WTF, ETC.

(Source: College Humor)

The Most Accurate Police Sketch to Date
The man’s crime? Wearing a f***ing bucket hat.

The Most Accurate Police Sketch to Date

The man’s crime? Wearing a f***ing bucket hat.

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Jake and Amir: Citizen’s Arrest

You chose the wrong bull to tango with compende!

coffeetownmovie:

Ben Schwartz takes no prisoners in CollegeHumor’s first feature film, Coffee Town.
If you haven’t see the trailer yet, it’s on iTunes. Get excited because we’re less than a month from Coffee Town premiering in select theaters and on demand everywhere. Mark your calendars. July 9th is almost here.

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Ben Schwartz takes no prisoners in CollegeHumor’s first feature film, Coffee Town.

If you haven’t see the trailer yet, it’s on iTunes. Get excited because we’re less than a month from Coffee Town premiering in select theaters and on demand everywhere. Mark your calendars. July 9th is almost here.

(Source: trailers.apple.com)

Officer Takes Pity on Stalled Car
Will not work on landlords.

Officer Takes Pity on Stalled Car

Will not work on landlords.

Just Call the Police, Baby

Bad boy, bad boy.

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Reese Witherspoon Arrest Dashboard Footage

She’s so adorable, the way she resists arrest and all…

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