8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows

1. Willy Wonka is a cannibalistic murderer.

Granted: Wonka is a total creep, if not a psychopath. But some on the internet think that in the world of Wonka’s chocolate factory, a secret candy recipe + shockingly easy child injury and possible death (i.e. the Augustus Gloop-sucking tube) = kid-candy. Wouldn’t that make it taste a bit funky? Thick? Stringy? Regardless, the argument loses some credibility around the point this FanTheories Wiki editor says he’s “not trying to be racist here [about Oompa Loompas], but cannibalism in Africa isn’t the rarest of things.” Sounds to me like he’s just using his pure, bigoted imagination. Keep Reading

Paperman Threesome [Click to watch]

In the paper’s defense, she smooched him and everything.

Toy Story 4 Teaser Poster Leaked!

Pixar announced that a fourth installment in the Toy Story franchise will be released in 2015, and if this poster is any indicator, it looks like the next one’s gonna be even more heart-crushing than 3:

How to Get Nominated For an Oscar [Click for full list]

Some types of movies make you say, “That’s So Oscar,” and others, uh, don’t.

The Pixar Lamp Is Real

And IT’S ALIVE!

(Source: vimeo.com)

Pixar Intro Parody

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

Buzz Lightyear In the Avengers?

In retrospect, that brief scene in the movie between Thor and Woody was actually pretty weird too.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Guy Looks Like Linguini from Ratatouille

“Hey, you look like that guy from the movie with the rat on his head.” – what every guy is dying to hear.

(Source: pricklylegs)

Aren’t Diets the worst!?!

(Source: shitshilarious)

One Direction’s Song For Grown-Up Teenage Girls

“Time to come clean. Know what I mean. You have the musical taste of a tween.”

(Source: jest.com)

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One Direction parody: “It’s OK To Like This Song”

Directed and co-wrote this parody of a One Direction song about people in their 30s guiltily listening to this song. I really like One Direction.

(Source: jest.com)

(From Pixar Intro Parody)

(Source: lazerunicornz)

Flashing Nemo

And they thought touching the butt was cool.  

(Source: College Humor)

Pixar Lamp Cosplay

It started out as a Buzz Lightyear costume, but he goofed up pretty big and just went with it.

(Source: College Humor)

Donkey from Shrek found in Toy Story 3 Set

Pixar would never cast a donkey. They’re a classy joint.

(Source: College Humor)