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Owen & Pat reviewed the latest and greatest video game systems. There were no survivors.
I Can Only Afford One New Console, Therefore the One I Didn’t Buy is Super Gay [Click for full post]
The console wars are upon us yet again, and I am pleased to announce that this November I, _XBoxLover6969_ , will be continuing my career with Microsoft by purchasing an XBox One on opening day. It was a hard decision, but in the end I felt I couldn’t betray the trust of the monolithic international corporation that has somehow earned my misguided allegiance.
This decision was not easily reached. It wasn’t until I clicked “purchase” on the Xbox One pre-order page that I was stricken with a vision of true clarity and purpose. As the money trickled swiftly from my student checking account, my path became clear. I saw for the first time that The PS4 was a worthless piece of trash (with almost no good games) and that it was “super gay” with the raw potential to eventually become “gay as all hell.” Keep reading
Microsoft is screwing everybody, especially us by retracting all these policies one day after we filmed this.
The graphics are so good, you won’t even believe they’re real.