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Yay or Nay: Is Sex Good?

It’s the best thing to get, and the worst thing to want.

(Source: College Humor)

Yay or Nay: Is Sex Good?

It’s the best thing to get, and the worst thing to want.

Check out Josh’s outtakes “here

(Source: College Humor)

Man Has Penis-Shaped Sweat Stain
This guy is sweating balls.

Man Has Penis-Shaped Sweat Stain

This guy is sweating balls.

(Source: reddit.com)

We Just Couldn’t 69

In this Onassis sketch, a couple breaks up over the most romantic of sexual acts.

Camp: First Day

Welcome to Camp Wanaykaka, where the kids have fun and counselors hook up.

This is the first episode of a 10-part CollegeHumor original series starring Josh Ruben and our best bud Thomas Middleditch. We’ll be releasing them every Thursday at 12pm EST for the next 5 weeks. Let us know what you think. 

Artistically Detailed Newspaper Penis Drawing
He’s got some cojones.

Artistically Detailed Newspaper Penis Drawing

He’s got some cojones.

(Source: reddit.com)

Dog Has Penis Shaped Spot on Back
He went for top dollar that day at the rescue center. 

Dog Has Penis Shaped Spot on Back

He went for top dollar that day at the rescue center. 

(Source: twitter.com)

The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy
Looks like something that could be worn in Game of Thrones.

The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy

Looks like something that could be worn in Game of Thrones.

Curiosity Rover Has Been Drawing Penises All Over Mars
Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranaus. AYYOOO!

Curiosity Rover Has Been Drawing Penises All Over Mars

Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranaus. AYYOOO!

(Source: hypervocal.com)

What Lesbians Think About Penises

Penises can be such dicks.

(Source: youtube.com)


Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]
Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.
Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!
Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.
Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.
Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!
Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.
Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.
Jason: Me? How?
Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.
Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.
Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]

Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.

Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!

Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.

Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.

Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!

Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.

Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.

Jason: Me? How?

Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.

Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.

Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

Spot On Education Advice
Just don’t fiddle with it in the same way.

Spot On Education Advice

Just don’t fiddle with it in the same way.

(Source: reddit.com)

Mutant Powers
X-rated-men.

Mutant Powers

X-rated-men.

(Source: chuckmccarthy.com)

9 Less Controversial PSAs [Click for the rest]
Think of these as Public Consensus Announcements.

9 Less Controversial PSAs [Click for the rest]

Think of these as Public Consensus Announcements.

Inflatable Penis Gracefully Hovers Above Stadium
Take me out of this balls game.

Inflatable Penis Gracefully Hovers Above Stadium

Take me out of this balls game.

(Source: funnyjunk.com)