Orientation Week Dos and Don’ts [Click to continue reading]

If Videogames Were More Like College [Click to continue reading]

If College Were More Like Videogames [Click to continue reading]

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

Don Draper’s College Orientation

The only ice he breaks is the ice he puts in his scotch.

Orientation Week Dos and Don’ts [Click to continue reading]

The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean [Click to continue reading]

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Freshman Orientation Icebreakers

“Well, now that we all know each other, may we never speak of this again.”

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head. That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA! fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

4. Inviting that Orientation Week friend home for Thanksgiving - When you’re young, three months might seem like a long time to have known a person. The truth is, you don’t really know someone until they have had the opportunity to make a complete and total fool of themselves in front of your family. It doesn’t matter if it’s making eyes at your younger sister, insulting your racist uncle who definitely had it coming but agreed to drive you back to school, or leaving your toilet with the tricky handle in such an unpleasant state that it reduced your mother, who once worked in an emergency room, to tears, your guest will do something to ruin the holiday. Something no one in your family will ever forget or let you live down, even after the friendship is terminated.

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Our Predictions for this year’s Freshmen

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Predictions for This Year’s Freshmen - (Click to see rest)

Colleges will always have freshmen, and freshmen will always find increasingly stupid ways to embarrass the rest of the campus. It’s the circle of collegiate life. As such, we’ve put together a series of predictions to help you better prepare yourself for this academic onslaught of inexperience.

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