You’re an 88% match and you both 100% hate this conversation.
Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.
Finish reading Rust Cohle’s OkCupid Profile
No new matches, no no new.
Find out what he’s really good at and finish reading Drake’s OkCupid Profile
Well… You definitely have Mario Kart in common with him.
A match made in Internet heaven.
Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]
Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.
There’s nothing better than laughing at the flagrant stupidity of a stranger on the Internet, but keeping up with all the stupid people on the vast deserts of forums, websites, and subreddits can be exhausting. Luckily, several Twitter accounts have arisen to compile the very best of these oblivious poets into simple, easy-to-read text posts. Here’s a few of our favorites.
All of these tweets are taken from ACTUAL POSTS ON THESE WEBSITES.
The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts [Click for all]
There’s weird, and there’s Tumblr weird.
OK Go-Pid → CollegeHumor
Lock up your sons if they haven’t already locked themselves in.