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Nintendo Oui
The new interactive games are great! You get to smoke cigarettes and stare blankly out a window. 

Nintendo Oui

The new interactive games are great! You get to smoke cigarettes and stare blankly out a window. 

(Source: twitter.com)

I Can Only Afford One New Console, Therefore the One I Didn’t Buy is Super Gay [Click for full post]
Fellow Gamers,
The console wars are upon us yet again, and I am pleased to announce that this November I, _XBoxLover6969_ , will be continuing my career with Microsoft by purchasing an XBox One on opening day. It was a hard decision, but in the end I felt I couldn’t betray the trust of the monolithic international corporation that has somehow earned my misguided allegiance.
This decision was not easily reached. It wasn’t until I clicked “purchase” on the Xbox One pre-order page that I was stricken with a vision of true clarity and purpose. As the money trickled swiftly from my student checking account, my path became clear. I saw for the first time that The PS4 was a worthless piece of trash (with almost no good games) and that it was “super gay” with the raw potential to eventually become “gay as all hell.” Keep reading

I Can Only Afford One New Console, Therefore the One I Didn’t Buy is Super Gay [Click for full post]

Fellow Gamers,

The console wars are upon us yet again, and I am pleased to announce that this November I, _XBoxLover6969_ , will be continuing my career with Microsoft by purchasing an XBox One on opening day. It was a hard decision, but in the end I felt I couldn’t betray the trust of the monolithic international corporation that has somehow earned my misguided allegiance.

This decision was not easily reached. It wasn’t until I clicked “purchase” on the Xbox One pre-order page that I was stricken with a vision of true clarity and purpose. As the money trickled swiftly from my student checking account, my path became clear. I saw for the first time that The PS4 was a worthless piece of trash (with almost no good games) and that it was “super gay” with the raw potential to eventually become “gay as all hell.” Keep reading

Where are all the spikes, pits, and injury-healing foods??

9 MORE Things From Video Games I Always Assumed I’d See In Real Life [Click for more]

The Super Mario Games Are Spilling into the Real World
Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!

The Super Mario Games Are Spilling into the Real World

Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!

Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See The World

Things look a little different when you’re a dad.

If you have a Nintendo 3DS then I hope you know about our BearShark game that we just released.
Here’s the deal, I have 5 complimentary codes that I’m dying to give away. All you have to do is BE QUICK. The first 5 to submit a picture of their favorite BearShark video or article will win. Now GO!. 
If you didn’t win you can still check out the game over at Nintendo.

If you have a Nintendo 3DS then I hope you know about our BearShark game that we just released.

Here’s the deal, I have 5 complimentary codes that I’m dying to give away. All you have to do is BE QUICK. The first 5 to submit a picture of their favorite BearShark video or article will win. Now GO!. 

If you didn’t win you can still check out the game over at Nintendo.

Take a bite of our new BearShark game now available for the Nintendo 3DS.
The first 5 people to send me a picture of a bear and a shark will get a free code to download the game. For everyone else you can check out more info at Nintendo.

Take a bite of our new BearShark game now available for the Nintendo 3DS.

The first 5 people to send me a picture of a bear and a shark will get a free code to download the game. For everyone else you can check out more info at Nintendo.

Shark Attack II

This was the 2nd BearShark comic ever made and now it’s a Nintendo 3DS game! 

We dare you to download it

We’ve come a long way since the first BearShark comic arrived in the distant year of two thousand and ten. Now it’s a Nintendo 3DS game and it’s completely unwinnable. 

Go ahead, download it

Download BearShark: The Game for the Nintendo 3DS!

More info at Nintendo.com

And catch up with all the BearShark comics and videos right HERE.

Download BearShark: The Game for the Nintendo 3DS!

More info at Nintendo.com

And catch up with all the BearShark comics and videos right HERE.

We just released BearShark the Game on Nintendo 3DS! 
Since it’s Friday let’s give away some free codes that you can type into your 3DS to get the game for free. The first 5 to submit a bear or shark image to our Tumblr will get them. And GO!
If you don’t make the cut then don’t worry, you can still get the game in the Nintendo eShop.

We just released BearShark the Game on Nintendo 3DS! 

Since it’s Friday let’s give away some free codes that you can type into your 3DS to get the game for free. The first 5 to submit a bear or shark image to our Tumblr will get them. And GO!

If you don’t make the cut then don’t worry, you can still get the game in the Nintendo eShop.

Bear and Shark Keep Active in Retirement

Run fast, die old.

NinPlayDoh [Click to watch]
Claymation and Nintendo were meant for each other. 

NinPlayDoh [Click to watch]

Claymation and Nintendo were meant for each other. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Mario Falls on Hard Times, Starts Delivering Pizzas
It’s-a me, Nintendo’s lawyers.

Mario Falls on Hard Times, Starts Delivering Pizzas

It’s-a me, Nintendo’s lawyers.

(Source: reddit.com)

Homeland: The RPG [Click to watch]

Good television, great NES game.