If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.
Celebrity Fan Art Has Gone Too Far
Jamie J took it upon himself to give Twitter some fresh nightmare fuel with photoshops of celebrities made to look like their worst fan art. I never thought that Nicolas Cage’s face could get any stranger looking. How wrong I was.
Everything around you is terrifying if you really put your mind to it.
This is where your dreams go.
She wasn’t the cliche he was expecting.
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Keep the bad dream alive with this updated look at what’s preventing you from getting a good night’s sleep!
There is nothing to fear but fear itself and also this, absolutely this, always.
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Whenever someone tells me they’re afraid of something as common as “clowns” or “dying alone” I just feel bad for them. Not because they may be suffering from a debilitating phobia, or processing some kind of unexamined childhood trauma, but because they haven’t been awakened to the true human horrors like the following diseases and syndromes. Hold on to your butts, because I am about to present to you a real “Are You Afraid of the Dark”-type jam: [Keep Reading]
"And that’s what drugs feels like"
“I used to work in a grocery store which catered mainly to the needs of the disabled and elderly people in the neighborhood. This started out as a nice thing, because everybody who came through the store was super greatful. Often, regular customers would bring in candy for the cashiers as a “thank you”. One very old man would do this and it was very nice, until one day he handed me chocolate and told me that he had dreamt of licking chocolate off of me, naked, the previous night. ewwwww”
Let’s all give her a round of applause.
Contortionist Runs Around Her Own Head [Click to activate]
It’s the stuff that nightmares are made of.
(Source: College Humor)