We at CollegeHumor don’t often throw our ultra-respected name behind Political causes, but this WhiteHouse.gov petition to give the Declaration of Independence to Nicolas Cage is something we support wholeheartedly - Read/sign/do your obvious civic duty

Think about this:

1. Really, it’s the least we can do after he saved like 47 American artifacts and monuments from Ed Harris or whatever.

2. The stupid paper’s just sitting there anyway. Got a better idea of what do do with it?

Boom, settled. The people have spoken. The Cage-Ball’s in your court, Obama.

The Nicolas Cage Awards [Click to watch]

“Here are the nominees for Worst Use Of Hair In An Action Thriller.”

The Nicolas Cage Awards [Click to watch]

An awards show where every nominee is Nic Cage makes us ALL winners (except Lena Dunham).

7 Surefire Ways To Get Your Lover Back [Click for more]

They’re all totally effective and not a bunch of unrealistic rom com tropes. Like Method #3: Stop Her From Getting On A Plane.

Girl Looks Like Nicolas Cage

Say what you will, but there’s no questioning the man’s work ethic. 

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Nercolas Cerg

Ermahgerd, ercting lergend.

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