THIS is how you quit a job.
I like to imagine this is Chandler Bing and Janice.
Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns
The best part about a wholesome morning news show blasting DMX is how horrendously awkward their laughs are.
Reality T.V. is so dumb. WAIT don’t change the channel, though, I want to see who the father is!
If she could actually use the computer this is what she’d write.
Finish reading If Your Mom Wrote the Huffington Post
You know when the kids are up your ass all day and you just need a break?
Journalism at its most moving.
CNN is all over coverage of your mom, or at least that’s what a new Twitter account is dedicating itself to. CNN Your Mom takes CNN headlines and infuses them with “your mom.” What we’re witnessing is the evolution of the “your mama” joke, people.
Now if you could kindly ask your mom to stop leaking into the harbor, we’d all appreciate it.
What fair and balanced features you have.
Click to finish: 5 People Who Desperately Tried to Avoid Being on Camera
The best way to avoid being noticed is to DIVE DIVE DIVE.
(Source: College Humor)
I’ll try to write a joke here once I’m done crying.