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Finish reading Why Catcalling Isn’t Always a Bad Thing

Jake and Amir: NY vs LA

Nothing fills you up like a hearty debate. Also food.

Jake and Amir Decide Which Is Better: East Coast or West Coast

Nothing fills you up like a hearty debate. Also food.

50 Cent Throws Out Terrible First Pitch

He’s got the same accuracy of the people who shot him 9 times.

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Everyone hates the out-of-towner who doesn’t know how to act in NYC. Here are 5 tips that will help you blend in and avoid looking like an ignorant tourist.

1. Eat Smelly Food on the Subway ONLY

REAL New Yawkahs hate nothing more than smelling your food out on the street, so make sure you save your MOST aromatic meals (Indian takeout, vat of kimchee, etc.) for the subway, so the scent is contained! That’s basic NYC Living 101: Be considerate.

2. Walk as Slowly as Possible

During your time in the Big Apple, you’ll need to slow your roll through NY’s groovy grid-iron. That’s because you may be stopped by a canvasser or a comedy show promoter, and it’s considered INCREDIBLY rude not to listen to their pitch in full. Also, always walk slowly on the left and pass people on the right, since oncoming cars can more easily avoid hitting the slow and elderly. It just makes sense if you think about it! Use your brains, guys.

Click to see 3 more: 5 NYC Etiquette Tips That Every REAL New Yorker Already Knows

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What would YOUR cologne smell like?

Finish reading If They Made Colognes For How People Actually Smell

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Comedian Trolls Drunks on the LIRR

This fella bought a one-way ticket to humorous encounters, if you ask me.

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The cast of CollegeHumor returns to the UCB Theatre for their monthly show.Featuring:
Dan HopperMindy RafNick TurnerBecky YamamotoAll new “Hardly Working Live”

RSVP fo free here -http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/30671

The cast of CollegeHumor returns to the UCB Theatre for their monthly show.

Featuring:

Dan Hopper
Mindy Raf
Nick Turner
Becky Yamamoto
All new “Hardly Working Live”

RSVP fo free here -http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/30671

There’s 2 MORE!

Finish reading 7 Ways Living in New York is Like Being a Teenager Again

The CollegeHumor Cast Goes Hollywood

The CollegeHumor cast doesn’t understand time zones, traffic, or how weather works. That doesn’t mean they won’t travel 3,000 miles to argue about it.

Banksy Sells Original Art Worth $31K for $60 a Piece in Central Park

Look around you, America. You’ve been Mr. Brainwashed.

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Controversial street artist Banksy has begun a month-long residency in New York, and while it’s exciting to see his art on display here in the Big Apple, some of his newer work seems somewhat…uninspired. Don’t believe us? We snapped a few exclusive pics of his latest pieces from around the city to help you decide for yourself. 

Anyone Else Feel Like Banksy Is Getting Kind of Lazy? [Click for 4 MORE]

Apartment Hunting in NYC is the Worst

You’ll lose your mind. And your security deposit.

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]
OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.
Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]

OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.

Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

Jimmy “Rent Is Too Damn High” McMillan is Running for NYC Mayor

A music video is always the best way to start off any political campaign.