When the lovemaking noises emitting from a neighbor’s bedroom sound like a goat exorcism taking place inside a bedspring factory, it’s time to take action. Option A.) Light some candles, hold a glass to the wall and make a night of it. Option B.) Crawl into the fetal position with a pillow and cry because you are alone. (Just let your mother set you up already, it shouldn’t be that big a deal!) Option C.) Write a hilarious note for all the apartment building and later the internet to enjoy.
Love thy neighbor notes.
Finish reading 14 Notes Calling Out Neighbors On Their Loud Sex
This trailer for Neighbors is one of the funniest we’ve seen in a long time. Check it out.
P.S. Also sorry your bedposts aren’t caramel flavored popsicles, but no harm there.
Is redirecting the thieves one house over.
Kevin stopped the robbers! It’s really great, emasculating news.
“My boyfriend and I were drunk and feeling naughty one night that we started going at it right there and then - in our backyard. To take it up a notch, we ran up the fire exit and gave it a go as well. Just as it was getting more intense, I sat on top of him with my bare chest facing the world and that’s when I realized that our Korean neighbors had been watching the ENTIRE TIME.”
“I’m probably an exception. Being 30 years old and living in a small neighborhood, I decided that life became to boring and decided to go to college. One day i was in my garden, digging a hole - i intended to build a small pond. My neighbor came to the fence and stanted a rather dismissive conversation about me going to college at that age. He also asked what i was doing. Dripping with sarcasm I replied: “well, i gotta burry the bodies somewhere”. Fifteen minutes later the police arrived, made a huge scene and took me to the station, held me for a night, and released me after 24 hours when they realized their mistake. No apology, of course, AND I missed and important class. Retaliation! One night i hopped the fence and planted weed in his garden, hidden behind some untidy bushes implying he wouln’t check there. He didn’t. The weed flourished, i harvested some of it, then called the cops. They came in, found the weed, arrested my neighbor. That was three days ago and I haven’t heard of him since.”
You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.
“Last night, my dad didn’t let me go outside to get fresh air because “the noise we’ve made in the past hour will escape the house if I open the doors and will disturb the neighbors”.”