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Oh, I’m so happy to finally be back home after this long day at work. Now I can relax, and have some “me” time. I think I’ll start by making dinner. But what should I make? Hmm, I think I’ll go with my favorite dish: everything I have in my fridge mixed together in a blender. VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM. Nope, not soft enough. I’ll give it another 4 minutes of mixing. VRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMM. Yes, now it’s perfect.
Oh, look at this. I’m just in time for the new episode of Mad Men. But I want to be really focused when I watch it, so I shouldn’t watch it during my meal. I’ll just dvr it and watch when I’m done. In the meanwhile, I’ll put on some MTV or something. Ooh, I LOVE this song. Better crank it up to the maximum volume! This is how Skrillex should be listened to! YEAH!!
Wow, that was a great song. And a great meal. I’m starting to really relax. I should hit…
Click to finish: Your Neighbor’s Typical Evening, Probably

Oh, I’m so happy to finally be back home after this long day at work. Now I can relax, and have some “me” time. I think I’ll start by making dinner. But what should I make? Hmm, I think I’ll go with my favorite dish: everything I have in my fridge mixed together in a blender. VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM. Nope, not soft enough. I’ll give it another 4 minutes of mixing. VRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMM. Yes, now it’s perfect.

Oh, look at this. I’m just in time for the new episode of Mad Men. But I want to be really focused when I watch it, so I shouldn’t watch it during my meal. I’ll just dvr it and watch when I’m done. In the meanwhile, I’ll put on some MTV or something. Ooh, I LOVE this song. Better crank it up to the maximum volume! This is how Skrillex should be listened to! YEAH!!

Wow, that was a great song. And a great meal. I’m starting to really relax. I should hit…

Click to finish: Your Neighbor’s Typical Evening, Probably

Do It For Freddy’s Kid (Quietly)
He’s going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.

Do It For Freddy’s Kid (Quietly)

He’s going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.

(Source: College Humor)

Awesome Note to Pot- Smoking Neighbors
Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first…

Awesome Note to Pot- Smoking Neighbors

Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first…

(Source: College Humor)

Sex Letter to Neighbor
They don’t even live in an apartment. Houses are separated by miles in rural upstate New York.

Sex Letter to Neighbor

They don’t even live in an apartment. Houses are separated by miles in rural upstate New York.

(Source: College Humor)