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Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Fighting [Click to finish chat]

Diplomacy has been blocked.

CollegeHumor Classic: Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

Your favorite game show, all grown up.

In light of recent events we made an Edward Snowden parody: Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody)

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Where in the World is Edward Snowden? 

Hopefully he’ll get get off easier than Carmen Sandiego did. CollegeHumor Classic: Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

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Where in the World is Edward Snowden? (Carmen Sandiego Parody)

Can the U.S. government find the loot, the warrant and the crook?

NSA Pixar Parody [Click to watch]
Ugh, they made an Alien & Sedition Acts sequel?

NSA Pixar Parody [Click to watch]

Ugh, they made an Alien & Sedition Acts sequel?

The NSA Directs Pixar’s Next Movie [Click to animate]
The only one sadder than Up.

The NSA Directs Pixar’s Next Movie [Click to animate]

The only one sadder than Up.

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Yay or Nay: Will the Xbox One Suck?

Microsoft is screwing everybody, especially us by retracting all these policies one day after we filmed this.

How To Fight NSA Wiretapping [Click to watch]

Give out TMI IRL!

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How to Fight NSA Wiretapping

If it isn’t on the Internet, the government can’t find it.

Twidiots: Wait, NASA Is Tapping My Phone?! [Click for more]
"I thought they were the fake-moon-landing guys!"

Twidiots: Wait, NASA Is Tapping My Phone?! [Click for more]

"I thought they were the fake-moon-landing guys!"

10 Things the NSA Knows About Me

For those of you who don’t know, the NSA or National Security Agency has been secretly collecting phone records of millions of Americans, which is about as evil as the building that they’re based out of looks.

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1. I still say “I love you” to my mom. 

2. I’ll only call a pizza place if it isn’t on Seamless. 

3. I’ve accidentally said “I love you” to someone I’ve ordered a pizza from. 

4. Restaurants on Seamless sometimes want verbal clarification of what I meant when I wrote “:-)” as a “special instruction.” 

5. Any call I’ve made to someone that isn’t answering the phone at a pizza place or woman that gave birth to me only lasts long enough to make it look like they missed my call. 

6. People who deliver pizza have a difficult time finding my apartment and often need directions. 

7. I love trailing off as I sift through all of the crap my brain actually remembers to try and recall how to get to my apartment. 

8. I won’t answer the phone if I don’t recognize the number and I haven’t ordered pizza. 

9. I probably won’t answer the phone if I recognize the number. 

10. I don’t love talking on the phone.