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I was spending the weekend at my grandparent’s house to have a family Christmas celebration. My cousin brought his Xbox 360 and his new Madden game. While we were playing it, my grandpa commented about how real it looks. From that point on, whenever we watched an actual game on TV, he would ask “Now, is this real life or is it on the PlayBox?”

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10 Alternatives to Murder for Professional Athletes
Okay, so someone is doing something that angers you. Us “normals,” may have no choice but to kill them, but if you’re a person that gets paid millions to participate in an activity many of us love to watch, you have a few more options.
1. Play the sport you get paid to play.
Practice makes perfect and you not shoot someone. 
2. Have sex with beautiful people.
You know who attractive men and women don’t want to sleep with? Murderers. Fine, bad example, but you don’t have to kill someone to get their attention. You’re already the boneworthy combination of visible and wanted to be seen. 
3. Buy a new car.
Driving is dangerous, but not pointing a gun at someone dangerous. 
4. Buy an old car.
It’s the closest you can get to driving in the past, because you can never go back to the past—even if you commit homicide. 
5. Buy another new car.
Although the basis of a hollow existence, it’s still better to keep up with the Joneses than kill them. 
6. Endorse something to pay for those cars.
Nothing’s free. Except for court-appointed defenders, and that’s not always the case. 
7. Have sex with more beautiful people.
It’s not like you don’t have the stamina. 
8. Take on a side project.
No, we won’t listen to your rap album or wear items from your $100 line of luxury tank tops and cargo shorts, but that still beats figuring out how to brew your own blend of toilet sangria. 
9. Make someone in your entourage do it.
Shhh! 
10. Find God and shove it in everyone’s face.
Actually… 

10 Alternatives to Murder for Professional Athletes

Okay, so someone is doing something that angers you. Us “normals,” may have no choice but to kill them, but if you’re a person that gets paid millions to participate in an activity many of us love to watch, you have a few more options.

1. Play the sport you get paid to play.

Practice makes perfect and you not shoot someone. 

2. Have sex with beautiful people.

You know who attractive men and women don’t want to sleep with? Murderers. Fine, bad example, but you don’t have to kill someone to get their attention. You’re already the boneworthy combination of visible and wanted to be seen. 

3. Buy a new car.

Driving is dangerous, but not pointing a gun at someone dangerous. 

4. Buy an old car.

It’s the closest you can get to driving in the past, because you can never go back to the past—even if you commit homicide. 

5. Buy another new car.

Although the basis of a hollow existence, it’s still better to keep up with the Joneses than kill them. 

6. Endorse something to pay for those cars.

Nothing’s free. Except for court-appointed defenders, and that’s not always the case. 

7. Have sex with more beautiful people.

It’s not like you don’t have the stamina. 

8. Take on a side project.

No, we won’t listen to your rap album or wear items from your $100 line of luxury tank tops and cargo shorts, but that still beats figuring out how to brew your own blend of toilet sangria. 

9. Make someone in your entourage do it.

Shhh! 

10. Find God and shove it in everyone’s face.

Actually… 

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2013 NFL Draft Prank: Made Up Players

I’ve got the jerseys of all the best fake players

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New Defensive for Lions, Ezekiel Ansah, Wears 3D Glasses to NFL Draft
He’s so realistic looking.

New Defensive for Lions, Ezekiel Ansah, Wears 3D Glasses to NFL Draft

He’s so realistic looking.

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Soccer is Fixed and World Peace Fights [Click for full post]
Bountygate Coach Gregg Williams Was Reinstated, Hired

Immediately after the NFL reinstated coach Gregg Williams, who had been banned from theNFL for his involvement in the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal, the Tennessee Titans hired him. I guess it’s true what they say: Bounty does make for a quicker picker-upper. 


The Super Bowl Happened:
Half Of The Superdome Hit With 30-Minute Blackout - The other half, when reached for comment, had this to say: “I’m FINE, man. I had, like, two beersh. I can drive.”
Watch the Play of the Week & more

Soccer is Fixed and World Peace Fights [Click for full post]

Bountygate Coach Gregg Williams Was Reinstated, Hired

Immediately after the NFL reinstated coach Gregg Williams, who had been banned from theNFL for his involvement in the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal, the Tennessee Titans hired him. I guess it’s true what they say: Bounty does make for a quicker picker-upper. 

The Super Bowl Happened:

Half Of The Superdome Hit With 30-Minute Blackout - The other half, when reached for comment, had this to say: “I’m FINE, man. I had, like, two beersh. I can drive.”

Watch the Play of the Week & more

What Was The Best Part of the Super Bowl Pie Chart Fail
I’d like to phone a friend.

What Was The Best Part of the Super Bowl Pie Chart Fail

I’d like to phone a friend.

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Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout [Click to watch]

What a true villain.

Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout [Click to watch]

He’s Baltimore’s reckoning, and Bane is also super scary.

Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout

New Orleans’ reckoning has come! And it’s briefly irritating.

The Saddest & Happiest Moment from the SuperBowl

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]
TOUCHDOWNNNN!

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]

TOUCHDOWNNNN!

Any Given Puppy Bowl [Click for sketch]

They’re entertaining you inch by inch, play by play, till they’re finished and need naps.

The Ref: PEDs, The Heat At The White House, and MORE [Click for full post]
A-Rod Was Among Players Named In Doping Allegations Published In Miami New Times
A report in the Miami New Times alleged ties between a group of Major League Baseball players, including Alex Rodriguez, and a Miami-based clinic suspected of dealing in performance-enhancing drugs. In retrospect, allegations make a lot more sense: A-Rod has been candid in the clubhouse about ‘doping around.’ Unfortunately, teammates always assumed A-Rod was referring to his general appearance.
See the Play of the Week:
Henrik Harlaut landed something called a “Nose Butter Triple Cork 1620.” If that’s not the play of the week, I don’t know what is. It sounds like a really expensive bourbon. That Dirty Harlaut. See it here.

The Ref: PEDs, The Heat At The White House, and MORE [Click for full post]

A-Rod Was Among Players Named In Doping Allegations Published In Miami New Times

A report in the Miami New Times alleged ties between a group of Major League Baseball players, including Alex Rodriguez, and a Miami-based clinic suspected of dealing in performance-enhancing drugs. In retrospect, allegations make a lot more sense: A-Rod has been candid in the clubhouse about ‘doping around.’ Unfortunately, teammates always assumed A-Rod was referring to his general appearance.

See the Play of the Week:

Henrik Harlaut landed something called a “Nose Butter Triple Cork 1620.” If that’s not the play of the week, I don’t know what is. It sounds like a really expensive bourbon. That Dirty Harlaut. See it here.


8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [click for more dances]
Celebrating for all the reasons that aren’t 6 points

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [click for more dances]

Celebrating for all the reasons that aren’t 6 points