Who’s the ideal person to be saving everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom? Is it the pudgy, middle-aged plumber? Or is it the shape-shifting Outworld sorceror Shang Tsung?
The answer should be pretty obvious.
Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner
Written by Caldwell & Dorkly Editor-In-Chief Andrew Bridgman.
FINISH (spotting) HIM!
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The alternative title was “a brief history of how you’ve spent every weekend since you were six”.