Finish reading I Think My Mom Is The Fortune Cookie Writer
Finish reading If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom
No one puts mommy in a corner.
Keep in mind this guy is the voice of Finn on Adventure Time.
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
(Source: College Humor)
Baby Hits Mom With Sword [Click to animate]
What were you saying about a nap? HOW ABOUT NO?
Wait, when was Mother’s Day? Shit!
Happy belated Mother’s Day, America!
The best type of mom is of course the one you grew up with…right in front of the television. Start voting now on who you think the best is.