Finish reading If Your Computer’s AntiVirus Talked Like Your Mom
Cersei Lannister could take a few pointers from Clair Huxtable.
Finish reading I Think My Mom Is The Fortune Cookie Writer
Finish reading If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom
No one puts mommy in a corner.
Keep in mind this guy is the voice of Finn on Adventure Time.
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
(Source: College Humor)
Baby Hits Mom With Sword [Click to animate]
What were you saying about a nap? HOW ABOUT NO?
Wait, when was Mother’s Day? Shit!