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Finish reading If Your Computer’s AntiVirus Talked Like Your Mom

Cersei Lannister could take a few pointers from Clair Huxtable.

The Official TV Mom Matrix

While you’re at it, bring back the old Facebook.

That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.

That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.

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Finish reading I Think My Mom Is The Fortune Cookie Writer

Finish reading If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom

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Mom Puts Up Embarrassing Sign Encouraging People to Tell On Sons
No one puts mommy in a corner.

Mom Puts Up Embarrassing Sign Encouraging People to Tell On Sons

No one puts mommy in a corner.

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Running Errands With My Mom

Keep in mind this guy is the voice of Finn on Adventure Time.

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Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.- Z.M.

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?

One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
- Z.M.

(Source: College Humor)

The 7 Parents You’ll See at Comic Con 

The 7 Parents You’ll See at Comic Con

The 7 Parents You’ll See at Comic Con [Click 4 for more]

Baby Hits Mom With Sword [Click to animate]
What were you saying about a nap? HOW ABOUT NO?

Baby Hits Mom With Sword [Click to animate]

What were you saying about a nap? HOW ABOUT NO?

Accurate Web Chart What You Say to Your Mom Vs. Dad
Wait, when was Mother’s Day? Shit!

Accurate Web Chart What You Say to Your Mom Vs. Dad

Wait, when was Mother’s Day? Shit!

(Source: funsubstance.com)