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Woman Covered in Cheerios Drinking Milk
I don’t think you know how breakfast works.

Woman Covered in Cheerios Drinking Milk

I don’t think you know how breakfast works.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kitten Goes Ballistic on a Bottle of Milk

I’ll have what she’s having.

(Source: youtube.com)

One time when I was working at a grocery store an old lady kept complaining that the bag I put her milk in was too heavy. The problem was, the milk was the only item in the bag, and I couldn’t convince her that there was no way to make it lighter.

Breast Milk Ice Cream 
Also available: Stimulant.

Breast Milk Ice Cream 

Also available: Stimulant.

(Source: reddit.com)

Convincing an Idiot That Goat Milk Can Remove a Tattoo
That’s why goats don’t have tattoos.

Convincing an Idiot That Goat Milk Can Remove a Tattoo

That’s why goats don’t have tattoos.

(Source: Yahoo!)

Stupid Looking Cow
What’re you looking at?

Stupid Looking Cow

What’re you looking at?

(Source: College Humor)

Venn Diagram Explains Heart-Shaped Potato
She crushed my heart. Then mixed with milk, butter, salt, pepper, and garlic. It was delicious.

Venn Diagram Explains Heart-Shaped Potato

She crushed my heart. Then mixed with milk, butter, salt, pepper, and garlic. It was delicious.

(Source: College Humor)

Four Milk Bottles Stuck in Vending Machine
It’s everything the “Got Milk” ads warned us about. 

Four Milk Bottles Stuck in Vending Machine

It’s everything the “Got Milk” ads warned us about. 

(Source: College Humor)

Normal caffeinated beverages not cutting it anymore? Here’s a few supercharged drink recipes to help you conquer your next All-Nighter! [Click to watch the video]

Normal caffeinated beverages not cutting it anymore? Here’s a few supercharged drink recipes to help you conquer your next All-Nighter! [Click to watch the video]

(Source: College Humor)

Some more of our “Late Night Drink Recipes” This one is the The Dreadbull: Coffee, redbull, sour patch kids & milk. 

Some more of our “Late Night Drink Recipes” This one is the The Dreadbull: Coffee, redbull, sour patch kids & milk. 

(Source: College Humor)

Cool Motorcycle Dog Wears Helmet and Goggles
Bad to the Milk Bone

Cool Motorcycle Dog Wears Helmet and Goggles

Bad to the Milk Bone

(Source: College Humor)

Talkative Lamb

It’s like it just watched “The Ring” for the first time.

(Source: College Humor)


Jack Daniels in a Milk Carton


Pour it over barbed wire for a manly breakfast.

Pour it over barbed wire for a manly breakfast.

(Source: College Humor)

The Gauntlet Challenge (Warning: It gets gross)

One man, six habeneros, 15 Warheads, cinnamon, diet Coke, Mentos, and a gallon of milk.

This man just won the Internet.

Actor Emile Hirsch After the Dentist

You might remember him from such films as: Pre-Dental Appointment Nerd Dates Porn Star and Not High Racer of Cars.

(Source: College Humor)