Slow Mo Prank Show!
If today really is National Chocolate Milk Day then may we suggest this be the figurehead.
Scare the shit out of children.
Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."
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i work as a cashier in a supermarket and we get the occasional nutcase, last Thursday evening i sold 35 bottles of milk (6 pints each) to this odd gentleman. That’s a total of about 210 litres. i asked him what it was for and he told me that he wished to bathe in it. After staring at him blankly, he continued with, ‘you know, like Cleopatra?’
I absolutely fucking HATE hearing the following phrase when a customer’s item either won’t ring up or doesn’t have a bar code: “If it doesn’t ring up, it’s free right?” Every fucking time.
I am unemployed, so that kinda sucks.
- Sam Z
There’s a 2% chance I love milk as much as this cat
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In Rosie's world, you could have had a little watermelon with lunch today.
Better make a list so you don’t forget what to buy
"Got you good!" - guy that poured milk all over himself.
The Milk Man delivered.
Fan art from Tuesday’s episode of Jake and Amir
Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.
Truth or dairy?