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A handy flowchart to answer the question once and for all.

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This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around 
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King

The Problem Child


The Globetrotter


So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around

The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.

The Lion King

The Lion King

The Problem Child

The Problem Child

The Globetrotter

The Globetrotter

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

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I’m tempted to say this is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written, but I don’t think that’s actually true.
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miketrapp:

I’m tempted to say this is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written, but I don’t think that’s actually true.

READ THE REST HERE.