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Finish reading Working for the Toon Town Bomb Squad Seems Pretty Easy

Finish reading Working for the Toon Town Bomb Squad Seems Pretty Easy

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Finish reading Flowchart: How to Start Life After College

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Follow Mike Trapp on Tumblr. He’s an absolute gem. 

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Flowchart: Do You Guys Want to See the Dessert Menu? [Click to finish]

Flowchart: Do You Guys Want to See the Dessert Menu? [Click to finish]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around 
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King

The Problem Child


The Globetrotter


So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around

The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.

The Lion King

The Lion King

The Problem Child

The Problem Child

The Globetrotter

The Globetrotter

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

miketrapp:

I’m tempted to say this is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written, but I don’t think that’s actually true.
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miketrapp:

I’m tempted to say this is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written, but I don’t think that’s actually true.

READ THE REST HERE.

Grammar is S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Greatest Enemy

Grammar is S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Greatest Enemy

One day a man was digging through the fridge in the office lunchroom when he saw a big burrito on a shelf. He pulled it out and admired it.

"That’s a nice looking burrito," he thought, "I’m going to eat it."

An hour later the man heard a strange sound. He listened closely. It sounded like a voice.

"Where is my burrito?" it groaned.

When the man heard that, he got very scared. But he thought, “there’s no proof I took it.”

Then he heard the voice again, only closer this time.

"Seriously, guys, where is my burrito?" it groaned.

The man directed his attention back to his computer, hoping that the voice would go away. Then he heard the voice again. Right next to his desk.

"This isn’t cool. Someone took my burrito," it GROOAAAANED.

"I saw Barry eating a burrito" said Carol.

"Oh shit," thought the man, who was named Barry. He looked up at Todd, who up to this point was just a voice he had been trying to ignore.

"What the fuck, Barry?" Todd GROANED, "Why would you do that?"

Then everyone had to participate in a seminar about office courtesy run by HR, EVEN IF THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH “THE BURRITO INCIDENT”!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! 

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