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McDonald’s Wants You to Smile and Poop For Money
I’m lovin’ it.

McDonald’s Wants You to Smile and Poop For Money

I’m lovin’ it.

(Source: reddit.com)

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

This week on The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show - “Does Monopoly Suck?” Helping us get to the bottom of this very important question is NYU GameCenter faculty member Jesse Fuchs. We discuss the history of Monopoly, house rules that improve the game, and if Catan might ever be more popular.

Listen at JeffRubinJeffRubinShow.com and iTunes.

Perfectly timed with McDonald’s Monopoly ploy. Sidenote: If anyone has “Boardwalk” email me IMMEDIATELY. 

We’re Not Telling You This is a Great Way to Drink Beer in Public, But It Is
I’m chuggin’ it.

We’re Not Telling You This is a Great Way to Drink Beer in Public, But It Is

I’m chuggin’ it.

(Source: izismile.com)

8 Euphemisms for Things I’m Actually Embarrassed By [Click for more]

Euphemisms help us talk about embarrassing sexual and bathroom-related habits in polite society, but what about everything else that embarrasses us on a daily basis?

The Secret Health Option at McDonald’s
Quit playing games with me, Micky.

The Secret Health Option at McDonald’s

Quit playing games with me, Micky.

(Source: thechive.files.wordpress.com)

China’s McDonald’s is Beating America’s McDonald’s With Sausage Double Beef Burger
This makes the Big Mac look like a quiche.

China’s McDonald’s is Beating America’s McDonald’s With Sausage Double Beef Burger

This makes the Big Mac look like a quiche.

(Source: The Huffington Post)

The McDonald’s Menu Has Gotten Really Sexual
It’s hard to feel McSexy when you’re so McGassy.

The McDonald’s Menu Has Gotten Really Sexual

It’s hard to feel McSexy when you’re so McGassy.

When You See It…
Remember those Magic Eye things? Yeah, this is kinda like that. But real and not checked out of your elementary school library with spaghetti stains all over the inside cover. Just try not to go all cross-eyed, OK? Start playing.

When You See It…

Remember those Magic Eye things? Yeah, this is kinda like that. But real and not checked out of your elementary school library with spaghetti stains all over the inside cover. Just try not to go all cross-eyed, OK? Start playing.

The Best YouTube Title of All Time
Prove it for GTFO.

The Best YouTube Title of All Time

Prove it for GTFO.

(Source: foodnun)

Girl in Line at McDonald’s Forgot Important Article of Clothing
I’ll have a Big Mac, hold the buns.

Girl in Line at McDonald’s Forgot Important Article of Clothing

I’ll have a Big Mac, hold the buns.

(Source: reddit.com)

CollegeHumor: Potato Party

Japan brought us CD Players, Blu-ray and of course Nintendo so there’s no reason they’d lead us astray with their latest ingenuity that’s sweeping across East Asia…potato parties. We ordered massive amounts of fries and binged on them. What could go wrong?

Man in McDonald’s Has Eyes Tattooed to Back of Head
Nobody’s cutting him in line anytime soon.

Man in McDonald’s Has Eyes Tattooed to Back of Head

Nobody’s cutting him in line anytime soon.

(Source: reddit.com)

McDonald’s is Selling Your Waste
That’s why the main ingredient in McFilets are goldfish and child tears.

McDonald’s is Selling Your Waste

That’s why the main ingredient in McFilets are goldfish and child tears.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Five Guys Guy Reviews The McRib

Their onion game is on fire.

(Source: youtube.com)

Starving Children or Value Meal?
Make good choices, America.

Starving Children or Value Meal?

Make good choices, America.

(Source: reddit.com)