Super Mariano is Legit

Mario’s estranged cousin from Eastern Europe

(Source: picshag.com)

Fights that are Less Boring than the Presidential Debate [Click to view full gallery]

Tonight, we’re gonna see a brawl between two political contenders. Here’s some less subtle fighters that are in it to win it (whatever “it” is, we’re guessing not the presidency).

Mario Sisters Go Karting?

It’s-a me, Maria.

(Source: reddit.com)

“Mario Kart”

Here we go.

(Source: youtube.com)

Mario Warfare

Just when you think you’re ready to see John Leguizamo again.

(Source: youtube.com)

Mario and Peach: the Later Years

“How come we never go karting anymore?

(Source: reddit.com)

Mario and Princess Sex Tape

His true prize for defeating Bowser

Peach and Zelda: Boyfriends

(via blumenwitz)

Photo Bob-omb

Ah, he ruined that picture of me in front of his nondescript building.

(Source: College Humor)

Woman Reports Upside Down Turtle

An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.

Guy Frustrated by Slow Mario Playing

Just jump, any time. You’re never too far. Just go.

(Source: College Humor)

Mario and Luigi Watch the Euro Cup

It’s-a them, football supporters.

The Truth About Mario 64 [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)

HOLY SHIT

Super Modern Mario Bros.

It’s a-gross.