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Who’s worse: Dr. Hannibal Lector or Zoidberg?
Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Who’s worse: Dr. Hannibal Lector or Zoidberg?

Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Videogame University: The New Class

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner 

Written by Caldwell & Dorkly Editor-In-Chief Andrew Bridgman.

1. To increase realism, characters can text while smashing their cars into each other.

2. Luigi’s vehicle won’t start unless he blows into a little tube and gets less than a 0.02.

3. A lot of new items with which to destroy other drivers, such as fireballs, a boomerang, and passive-aggressive comments.

4. While coins were also collected in SNES MarioKart, in this game they are to be used properly after each level in investing in sources of passive income, learned from the mandatory, in-game “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” seminar.

5. Heated seats, dual seatback DVD players, and keyless entry. All come standard.

Finish reading 10 INSANE New Features in Mario Kart 8

Fingersnapping Super Mario

Only a true gamer would be that good with their fingers.

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Luigi’s Ballad to Princess Peach

It’s a-me, shawty.

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Corrupted Mario 64

It’s a-me, Amrio.

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Which is the most realistic Mario?
Watch 12 Super Marios In Real Life

Which is the most realistic Mario?

Watch 12 Super Marios In Real Life

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8 Unflattering Descriptions of Popular Video Games [Click to finish me off]

Based solely on the fact that Peach is a princess, we can conclude that the Mushroom Kingdom is a monarchy. While that’s all well and good, when you take a look at the Mushroom Kingdom as a whole, things start to seem a little bit fishy. The world of Mario is a rich ecosystem of turtles, other slightly different turtles, mushroom men, and big headed creatures named for ethnic slurs. However, while there’s no shortage of indigenous species in the Mushroom Kingdom, there is a marked shortage of one thing: humans.
Finish reading: Proof That Peach Is The Real Villain Of The Super Mario Franchise

Based solely on the fact that Peach is a princess, we can conclude that the Mushroom Kingdom is a monarchy. While that’s all well and good, when you take a look at the Mushroom Kingdom as a whole, things start to seem a little bit fishy. 

The world of Mario is a rich ecosystem of turtles, other slightly different turtles, mushroom men, and big headed creatures named for ethnic slurs. However, while there’s no shortage of indigenous species in the Mushroom Kingdom, there is a marked shortage of one thing: humans.

Finish reading: Proof That Peach Is The Real Villain Of The Super Mario Franchise

Who Would Win in a Fight? [Click to start voting]

And be sure to send us your toughest one and we’ll RB to help crowdsource the answer.

Drunk Mario

It’s-a me, Officer.

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These 15 pictures give POP culture a whole new meaning. Eh? EHHH?

15 Insane Things People Have Made Out of Balloons [Click for more]

Where are all the spikes, pits, and injury-healing foods??

9 MORE Things From Video Games I Always Assumed I’d See In Real Life [Click for more]

10 Fictional Characters Hit Hard By The Economy

You think that spidey suit is cheap to dry clean? DO YOU!?!

10 Fictional Characters Hit Hard By The Economy

It’s not wealth that’s trickling down these days. It’s our heroes.