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Together, they are truly the highest holiday.

Finish reading 6 Reasons Easter and 420 Are Actually the Same Holiday

10 Ways You Know That You Are a Stoner

10 Ways You Know That You Are a Stoner

Streeter Seidell

Streeter Seidell

A real stoner would forget it’s Bob Marley’s birthday. Just sayin…

Gif of the Afternoon - Stoned Girl at Football Game Looks a Little Confused: Huh? Whaa? [Click if you wanna see the TRUTH!]
Sports is like, yeah.

Gif of the AfternoonStoned Girl at Football Game Looks a Little Confused: Huh? Whaa? [Click if you wanna see the TRUTH!]

Sports is like, yeah.

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Which one do you relate to most? 

If Drugs Had Mascots [Click for the last 2]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.

Finish reading:These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now

Can I Get a Light For My Giant Joint Prank

It’s good to see millenials helping each other out.

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Yay or Nay: Are Drugs Good For You? »
Mom Puts Up Embarrassing Sign Encouraging People to Tell On Sons
No one puts mommy in a corner.

Mom Puts Up Embarrassing Sign Encouraging People to Tell On Sons

No one puts mommy in a corner.

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Wake N’ Funnel is The Horrible New Wake N’ Bake

It’s a surefired way to wake up both drunk AND hungover for your 9 AM class.

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Happy National POTato Day

Happy National POTato Day

This Dog Is Definitely Stoned as Shit
So chill, dawg.

This Dog Is Definitely Stoned as Shit

So chill, dawg.

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Dogs Stoned After the Vet

No animals were harmed in the making of this video. Except for the part that took them to the vet in the first place.

(Source: College Humor)

Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed
You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.- M.P. 
Are you high enough to send us your confessions? If yes, then submit them to our inbox. If not, I know a guy. Hit me up in the inbox.

Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed

You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.
- M.P. 

Are you high enough to send us your confessions? If yes, then submit them to our inbox. If not, I know a guy. Hit me up in the inbox.

(Source: College Humor)