Drunk Papa John Meme [Click for more garlic sauce]
He’s impersonating how all Papa John’s customers look when ordering.
Make your own and send to general@collegehumor.com - There’s no free pizza involved, but I’ll eat one for you.
![The 8 Happiest Celebration GIFs from the Second Weekend of March Madness [Click to animate]
Let the April Madness begin.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bb09470fe1dda688b493059e4089759/tumblr_mkle1saZfL1qasthro1_500.png)
The 8 Happiest Celebration GIFs from the Second Weekend of March Madness [Click to animate]
Let the April Madness begin.
The Happiest Celebration GIFs from March Madness, So Far [Click for all]
They take winning very seriously.
![What Kind Of Basketball Are You Watching? [Click for more]
Sometimes all you need is a flowchart to figure things out.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/9978e7d8b8ccd2a120868b214aaf26a1/tumblr_mk81pk1eFE1qasthro1_500.png)
What Kind Of Basketball Are You Watching? [Click for more]
Sometimes all you need is a flowchart to figure things out.
![The 8 People Competing in Your NCAA Bracket [Click for full bios]
Know thy enemy](http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbd6b9f85d7291199488376d550e7ec4/tumblr_mk1aqqEatv1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
![Jake and Amir: March Madness Pt. 6 [Click to watch]
Amir’s picking by the “million monkeys with typewriters” system.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bcdbd1715e1182e3c1131aa246823ee/tumblr_mjx8cwWvZ71qasthro1_500.gif)
Jake and Amir: March Madness Pt. 6 [Click to watch]
Amir’s picking by the “million monkeys with typewriters” system.
March Madness (Pt. 6) - Who’s your write-in candidate for this year’s March Madness bracket?
5 years and Amir hasn’t picked a single winner.
![8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket [Click for more]
Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1001486292e51116952194ee119a406f/tumblr_mjv3w6zhmF1qasthro1_500.jpg)
8 Completely Infallible Tips To Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket [Click for more]
- Randomly decide that one Conference sucks and keep picking against them. Example: “The Pac-10 is totally overrated. Arizona, UCLA and Oregon aren’t going anywhere. Neither’s Gonzaga. Wait, are they in the Pac-10? Whatever, it’s rainy and mild there, I’m counting it.”
- Pick against one school for arbitrary personal reasons. Example: “Screw Georgetown. That school rejected me plus I didn’t want to go there anyway ‘cause their campus was all stupid and goth-looking. Buncha losers, they might lose in the First Round.”
- Overrate one team that looked good when you watched them for 10 minutes in December. Example: “You know, I watched New Mexico play USC a little while ago and I’ll tell you, that team is legit. They got some guy, his name’s like… something with a J in it — I saw that dude hit two Threes when I was kinda looking up at the screen at a bar during a work drinks thing. Might put ‘em in my Final Four.”
- Pick one completely random giant upset then panic at the last minute and put the Favorite back in. Example: “You know what? I think Duke’s going down. I really do. They’re a little overrated every year, and one high seed always loses before the Sweet Sixteen, and I’m not gonna win this pool unless I do something a little bold, so yeah, I’m doing it, I’m PICKING DUKE TOLOSE!” [3 Minutes Pass] “Hey, here’s my bracket. Also, this one spot, where there’s a giant scribble and an arrow to the margin? That says ‘Duke,’ I’m picking Duke. Thanks.” Continue
March Madness & Mad Men (March Mad Men)
What you call madness was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
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