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Politicians Names Are Unfortunate
I don’t know, Suzanne Gooch seems way more reliable than Kathy Condom.

Politicians Names Are Unfortunate

I don’t know, Suzanne Gooch seems way more reliable than Kathy Condom.

Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?
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Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?

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Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

(Source: College Humor)