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History of Wooing Men

She’s pretty shoddy at negging.

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The Only True Horoscopes You’ll Ever Read for Whatever Day it is You’re Reading This

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Aries: The dumbass elements outweigh the ironic elements, so that mullet is going to have to go.

Taurus: Be honest with yourself. Your favorite coat isn’t shrinking.

Gemini: The reason you have no friends is because you say things like “The Tree of Life is the greatest piece of art since the release of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian.”

Cancer: You’ll quote an entire Emily Dickinson poem from memory and then spend the rest of the day hate-eating a whole large pizza.

Leo: We can’t believe we have to tell you this, but your political science degree does not make you a scientist.

Virgo: You’re an adult now. If you want to belt out “Like a Virgin” with Madonna at the Super Bowl halftime show, that’s your business.

Libra: It’s really amazing how many grandmas you have, let alone that they all died in one semester

Scorpio: We know you and your significant other really enjoy Mexican food, but c’mon… don’t ruin your first night together!

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Dad Demands Lady Gaga/Madonna Concert

Father knows best and, surprisingly, the difference between the two performers.

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Vogue Bar Mitzvah Dance

Finally, the opportunity to embarrass himself as a man.

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10 Other Career Switches I’d Like to See [Click to continue reading]

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Madonna Holds Microphone to Crotch 
"And now a word from a close friend of mine." 

Madonna Holds Microphone to Crotch

"And now a word from a close friend of mine." 

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Missing the Puppy Bowl


Responds to John and Sad, Sad, Poor Excuse for a Man.

Responds to John and Sad, Sad, Poor Excuse for a Man.

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Madonna’s Magical Super Bowl Halftime Act


I made the fanbase disappear. I made the fanbase disappear.

I made the fanbase disappear. I made the fanbase disappear.

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