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Yay or Nay: Is Meat Murder?

The CH gang debates humanity’s most delicious crime.

8 Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire [Click for full post]
Obvious disclaimer: I love this movie. But some of it makes absolutely no sense.
Hey, remember when Mrs. Doubtfire POISONS Stu’s dinner by dumping a lot of cayenne pepper on his plate when he’s allergic to it? At first I was going to complain that Daniel wouldn’t realistically be focused on messing with Stu when he’s got a big business meeting going on at the other end of the restaurant, but hey, I get it. He’s drunk and the guy’s a prick. What’s really strange here is that a 60-year-old woman in a floral dress under her chef’s coat can walk through a fancy restaurant kitchen, DUMP pepper all over a plate of food, shout “HOT JAMBALAYA!” and then walk out, and no one BATS A GODDAMNED EYELASH.
8 Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire [Click for full post]

8 Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire [Click for full post]

Obvious disclaimer: I love this movie. But some of it makes absolutely no sense.

Hey, remember when Mrs. Doubtfire POISONS Stu’s dinner by dumping a lot of cayenne pepper on his plate when he’s allergic to it? At first I was going to complain that Daniel wouldn’t realistically be focused on messing with Stu when he’s got a big business meeting going on at the other end of the restaurant, but hey, I get it. He’s drunk and the guy’s a prick. What’s really strange here is that a 60-year-old woman in a floral dress under her chef’s coat can walk through a fancy restaurant kitchen, DUMP pepper all over a plate of food, shout “HOT JAMBALAYA!” and then walk out, and no one BATS A GODDAMNED EYELASH.

8 Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire [Click for full post]

Whoa! Can You Believe these Wacky Laws are Real? [Click to finish this kooky list]

It gets even kookier. 

10 Alternatives to Murder for Professional Athletes
Okay, so someone is doing something that angers you. Us “normals,” may have no choice but to kill them, but if you’re a person that gets paid millions to participate in an activity many of us love to watch, you have a few more options.
1. Play the sport you get paid to play.
Practice makes perfect and you not shoot someone. 
2. Have sex with beautiful people.
You know who attractive men and women don’t want to sleep with? Murderers. Fine, bad example, but you don’t have to kill someone to get their attention. You’re already the boneworthy combination of visible and wanted to be seen. 
3. Buy a new car.
Driving is dangerous, but not pointing a gun at someone dangerous. 
4. Buy an old car.
It’s the closest you can get to driving in the past, because you can never go back to the past—even if you commit homicide. 
5. Buy another new car.
Although the basis of a hollow existence, it’s still better to keep up with the Joneses than kill them. 
6. Endorse something to pay for those cars.
Nothing’s free. Except for court-appointed defenders, and that’s not always the case. 
7. Have sex with more beautiful people.
It’s not like you don’t have the stamina. 
8. Take on a side project.
No, we won’t listen to your rap album or wear items from your $100 line of luxury tank tops and cargo shorts, but that still beats figuring out how to brew your own blend of toilet sangria. 
9. Make someone in your entourage do it.
Shhh! 
10. Find God and shove it in everyone’s face.
Actually… 

10 Alternatives to Murder for Professional Athletes

Okay, so someone is doing something that angers you. Us “normals,” may have no choice but to kill them, but if you’re a person that gets paid millions to participate in an activity many of us love to watch, you have a few more options.

1. Play the sport you get paid to play.

Practice makes perfect and you not shoot someone. 

2. Have sex with beautiful people.

You know who attractive men and women don’t want to sleep with? Murderers. Fine, bad example, but you don’t have to kill someone to get their attention. You’re already the boneworthy combination of visible and wanted to be seen. 

3. Buy a new car.

Driving is dangerous, but not pointing a gun at someone dangerous. 

4. Buy an old car.

It’s the closest you can get to driving in the past, because you can never go back to the past—even if you commit homicide. 

5. Buy another new car.

Although the basis of a hollow existence, it’s still better to keep up with the Joneses than kill them. 

6. Endorse something to pay for those cars.

Nothing’s free. Except for court-appointed defenders, and that’s not always the case. 

7. Have sex with more beautiful people.

It’s not like you don’t have the stamina. 

8. Take on a side project.

No, we won’t listen to your rap album or wear items from your $100 line of luxury tank tops and cargo shorts, but that still beats figuring out how to brew your own blend of toilet sangria. 

9. Make someone in your entourage do it.

Shhh! 

10. Find God and shove it in everyone’s face.

Actually… 

(Source: College Humor)

Mad Koala on the Loose
Awww… He’s so adorable when he murders pedestrians.

Mad Koala on the Loose

Awww… He’s so adorable when he murders pedestrians.

Roommate Was Murdered Craigslist Prank

A not-so-casual encounter.

(Source: youtube.com)

Bird Uses Battle Axe to Finish Off Opponent
You will one day be king. 

Bird Uses Battle Axe to Finish Off Opponent

You will one day be king. 

(Source: reddit.com)

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Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)

Guns don’t kill people. Batman does.

Worst Way to Die
It’s just… so hard to comprehend.

Worst Way to Die

It’s just… so hard to comprehend.

(Source: reddit.com)

Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]

It’s time to stop cracking jokes, and start building a national movement (by cracking jokes).

15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]
In the criminal justice system, Calvin and Hobbes-based offenses are considered especially heinous.

15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]

In the criminal justice system, Calvin and Hobbes-based offenses are considered especially heinous.

15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]
Looks like this one’s a…cold case.

15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]

Looks like this one’s a…cold case.

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Top 10 Ways to Destroy a Snowman

Just because he’s made of water doesn’t mean it’s not murder.

(Source: youtube.com)

15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]

15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]

Man Who Murdered Wife Opens Lovely Restaurant
Some men just want to serve the community to the community.

Man Who Murdered Wife Opens Lovely Restaurant

Some men just want to serve the community to the community.