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How to Tame An Ostrich

One ostrich to rule them all.

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Top List: The Best Bad Guys
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Top List: The Best Bad Guys

Vote and see if your arch enemies made the list!

Gandalf For Pope
YOU. SHALL. NOT. (Attend) MASS.

Gandalf For Pope

YOU. SHALL. NOT. (Attend) MASS.

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Gollum Sings “I Dreamed A Dream”

Now that’s just precious, _precious_ commitment.

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Lord of the Rings Olympics

Watch those little feetses.

Lord of the Rings Olympics

There’s no “i” in “team.” But there is an “i” in precious 

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8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]
Easier drawn than done.

8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [Click for more]

Easier drawn than done.

My Elf Girlfriend: Pregnancy Scare [Click for sketch]

The future will reveal itself.

The other day my boyfriend cuddled up around me saying “My Precious” you like Gollum. Is it weird that I was strangely flattered and also thought it kind of hot.

Rough Love - Precious

Whether you’re dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird. Submit your own “Rough Love” tales here

Gary Busey Talks Hobbits

Aww those Busey feetses are just so preciousssss.

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My Elf Girlfriend: Sex Talk

This isn’t her first quest.

Sir Ian McKellen

Sir Ian McKellen

Reasons To See The Hobbit For The Xth time [Click to continue reading]
1st time: It’s Peter Jackson and I loved The Lord of the Rings so this has to be good.
2nd time: I fell asleep because I went to the midnight screening. I have to see it a second time to make sure I understood the whole movie and didn’t miss something. 3rd time: I can’t really be sure that there isn’t some after-credits scene unless I’ve stayed in the theater until after the credits. I have to see it a third time. 4th and 5th time: How big a difference can there really be between forty-eight frames per second and twenty-four frames per second. The only way to know is to see both of them right after each other. 6th time: Verification for/contribution to www.moviemistakes.com7th time: I could probably write a review of this thing. Would people read that? I’ll bring some paper and write down some thoughts. 8th time: Ugh, it’s too dark to write with pen on paper. new idea: LIVE TWEETING IT!

Reasons To See The Hobbit For The Xth time [Click to continue reading]

1st time: It’s Peter Jackson and I loved The Lord of the Rings so this has to be good.


2nd time: I fell asleep because I went to the midnight screening. I have to see it a second time to make sure I understood the whole movie and didn’t miss something. 

3rd time: I can’t really be sure that there isn’t some after-credits scene unless I’ve stayed in the theater until after the credits. I have to see it a third time. 

4th and 5th time: How big a difference can there really be between forty-eight frames per second and twenty-four frames per second. The only way to know is to see both of them right after each other. 

6th time: Verification for/contribution to www.moviemistakes.com

7th time: I could probably write a review of this thing. Would people read that? I’ll bring some paper and write down some thoughts. 

8th time: Ugh, it’s too dark to write with pen on paper. new idea: LIVE TWEETING IT!

Gandalf Street Magic

Also known as The Hobbit: An Unexpected David Blaine Wannabe.

Rejected Pitches: the Lord of the Rings

Gimli some of that movie magic. 

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