Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

“And so’s his daughter Cadence!”

This Definition for ‘Trouble’ Seems a Little Racist

Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey’s family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.

(Source: reddit.com)

Every Death From “Hardly Working” [Click to watch]

So many wonderful memories of JAKE! LOOK OUT!

This Kid Did What We All Thought About Doing

Curiosity killed the reality of boobies.

(Source: reddit.com)

dorkly:

Don Mattrick’s First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement

Microsoft really needs a PR team.

6 New Headwear Suggestions for LeBron James [Click for more]

The King needs a new crown. 

Billy Crystal and John Goodman Meet Their Monsters [Click to watch]

So Monsters University is a hard-R, right?

Terrible Heat Fans Who Left Arena Prematurely Want Back In [Click to watch]

“…because I’ll also spend $1500 and two hours of makeup time on that game!”

The Paula Deen Scandal Explained in One GIF

Catch Up on GIFs, since you don’t have time for the news

Hot Stuff Comin’ Through

coffeetownmovie:

Here’s the official poster for Coffee Town. Get excited for July 9th.

Yodadog

Humiliated, I am.

(Source: USA Today)

Roommate Confessions: Dennis Quaid Is Calling You

I’m the one who changed all your contacts to “Dennis Quaid”.
- Anonymous 

I live on my own, and go home on weekends, so this is really all I have to confess. Hey mom, that wasn’t ice cream that made the keyboard stick.
- Anonymous 

One day while complaining to my best friend about my roommate I accidentally texted my roommate and not my friend. Oops! Fortunately she was asleep at the time and I thought oh I will just grab her phone and delete it. Well it was password protected. So in order to not face a crazy bitch fest I broke her phone. It look like it fell but I actually smashed it with a hammer. Listening to her complain about the phone she broke was better than starting a fight and I let a little frustration out in the process.
- Anonymous 

Dennis Quaid accepts all Roommate Confession submissions on Tumblr so send them on over. 

Paula Deen admitted to telling racist jokes. Now all she needs to admit is how stupid some of her recipes really are.

Apparently saltines were so difficult someone had to “make them easy.” And even though this recipe is astoundingly simple, it’s still more difficult than the way most people eat saltines.

Every Death from “Hardly Working”

It’s an occupational hazard working at CollegeHumor. 

Pizza Is My Girlfriend [Click for nail-biting ending]

So this is what true love feels like.