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J.K. Rowling’s Deleted Harry Potter Character [Keep reading]

Celebrate Harry Potter’s birthday by remembering deleted character Kenny Nesbit. Or check out other Harry Potter-related content here.

Stephen Kingo: Stephen King Bingo
Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.

Stephen Kingo: Stephen King Bingo

Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.

(Source: College Humor)

If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]
Much Ado About NO RT’S…. #WTF! 

If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]

Much Ado About NO RT’S…. #WTF! 

(Source: College Humor)

If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]
…English class would’ve been a lot more fun. 

If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]

…English class would’ve been a lot more fun. 

Excerpts from Walden, of Life in the Woods, with a Dog
A classic of American literature, ruined by man’s best friend.
Chapter 1: Economy 
When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, with my dog Scrappy.
Scrappy is a dachshund mix I got from a “breeder” in Lexington. She met me in the back of the Stop and Shop and fished him from a crate of puppies in the backseat. $150 cash. No receipt, no worries. A man is rich in proportion to the number of bullshit things he doesn’t have to worry about.
Chapter 2: Where I Lived and What I Lived For 
To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. To be awake is to be alive.
But at 4:30am? Christ, Scrappy. I awaken to the incessant lap of his tongue on his under-parts. Desperate, I resort to earplugs. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation trying to drown out such sounds.
Chapter 5: Solitude
I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls. I am no more lonely than the Mill Brook, or a weathercock, or the northstar, or the south wind, or an April shower, or a January thaw, or the first spider in a new house.
Plus I have this fucking dog. Who barks when a cricket scratches its ear - Keep reading

Excerpts from Walden, of Life in the Woods, with a Dog

A classic of American literature, ruined by man’s best friend.

Chapter 1: Economy

When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, with my dog Scrappy.

Scrappy is a dachshund mix I got from a “breeder” in Lexington. She met me in the back of the Stop and Shop and fished him from a crate of puppies in the backseat. $150 cash. No receipt, no worries. A man is rich in proportion to the number of bullshit things he doesn’t have to worry about.

Chapter 2: Where I Lived and What I Lived For

To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. To be awake is to be alive.

But at 4:30am? Christ, Scrappy. I awaken to the incessant lap of his tongue on his under-parts. Desperate, I resort to earplugs. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation trying to drown out such sounds.

Chapter 5: Solitude

I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls. I am no more lonely than the Mill Brook, or a weathercock, or the northstar, or the south wind, or an April shower, or a January thaw, or the first spider in a new house.

Plus I have this fucking dog. Who barks when a cricket scratches its ear - Keep reading

Bleep Bloop: Harry Potter Wonderbook

J.K. Rowling and Playstation team up to fix reading.

Mike and Watt Talk About the Great Gatsby

Easy, old sport. (Previously: Mike and Watt)

Perfect Rendition of The Great Gatsby in Cake Form

I want to throw my shirts on it.

(Source: intertnet)

If The Great Gatsby Were Narrated By Other Characters [Click for more]

Get a life, Nick. 

Proof That Everything is Shitty in It’s First Draft [Click for more]

They say the best writing is rewriting, and that really couldn’t be more true for some of history’s (and pop culture’s) greatest works. PaulLaudiero over at ShitRoughDrafts.com happened to get a hold of a BUNCH of these (OK he made them up), and now we have a peek into the infant versions of famous pieces. If at first you don’t succeed, write, write again. Right? Right.

via: shitroughdrafts

The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks Dope [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Tyrion Lannister One-Liners Supercut [Click to watch]
He’s talking about his Littlefinger.

Tyrion Lannister One-Liners Supercut [Click to watch]

He’s talking about his Littlefinger.

The Little Washtowel That Wasn’t Anthropomorphized [Click for more]

A children’s book for very literal children. 

I Think My Roommate’s Novel Is About Me [Click for more]
The truth is stranger than fiction. And more passive aggressive.

I Think My Roommate’s Novel Is About Me [Click for more]

The truth is stranger than fiction. And more passive aggressive.

8 Kids Books as R-Rated Movies [Click for more]
Like Go, Dog. Go! starring Ryan Dogsling.

8 Kids Books as R-Rated Movies [Click for more]

Like Go, Dog. Go! starring Ryan Dogsling.