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Berenstain Bears Papa Was Into Porn
Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill

Berenstain Bears Papa Was Into Porn

Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill

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7 Actually Useful Children’s Books for Twenty-Somethings

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8 Horrible Endings to Romance Novels

8 Horrible Endings to Romance Novels

Edgar Allen Hoe Costume is Sexy AND Witty
Quoth the raven, “what a whore.”

Edgar Allen Hoe Costume is Sexy AND Witty

Quoth the raven, “what a whore.”

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A real click-turner.

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J.K. Rowling’s Deleted Harry Potter Character [Keep reading]

Celebrate Harry Potter’s birthday by remembering deleted character Kenny Nesbit. Or check out other Harry Potter-related content here.

Stephen Kingo: Stephen King Bingo
Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.

Stephen Kingo: Stephen King Bingo

Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.

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If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]
Much Ado About NO RT’S…. #WTF! 

If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]

Much Ado About NO RT’S…. #WTF! 

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If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]
…English class would’ve been a lot more fun. 

If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]

…English class would’ve been a lot more fun. 

Excerpts from Walden, of Life in the Woods, with a Dog
A classic of American literature, ruined by man’s best friend.
Chapter 1: Economy 
When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, with my dog Scrappy.
Scrappy is a dachshund mix I got from a “breeder” in Lexington. She met me in the back of the Stop and Shop and fished him from a crate of puppies in the backseat. $150 cash. No receipt, no worries. A man is rich in proportion to the number of bullshit things he doesn’t have to worry about.
Chapter 2: Where I Lived and What I Lived For 
To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. To be awake is to be alive.
But at 4:30am? Christ, Scrappy. I awaken to the incessant lap of his tongue on his under-parts. Desperate, I resort to earplugs. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation trying to drown out such sounds.
Chapter 5: Solitude
I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls. I am no more lonely than the Mill Brook, or a weathercock, or the northstar, or the south wind, or an April shower, or a January thaw, or the first spider in a new house.
Plus I have this fucking dog. Who barks when a cricket scratches its ear - Keep reading

Excerpts from Walden, of Life in the Woods, with a Dog

A classic of American literature, ruined by man’s best friend.

Chapter 1: Economy

When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, with my dog Scrappy.

Scrappy is a dachshund mix I got from a “breeder” in Lexington. She met me in the back of the Stop and Shop and fished him from a crate of puppies in the backseat. $150 cash. No receipt, no worries. A man is rich in proportion to the number of bullshit things he doesn’t have to worry about.

Chapter 2: Where I Lived and What I Lived For

To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. To be awake is to be alive.

But at 4:30am? Christ, Scrappy. I awaken to the incessant lap of his tongue on his under-parts. Desperate, I resort to earplugs. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation trying to drown out such sounds.

Chapter 5: Solitude

I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls. I am no more lonely than the Mill Brook, or a weathercock, or the northstar, or the south wind, or an April shower, or a January thaw, or the first spider in a new house.

Plus I have this fucking dog. Who barks when a cricket scratches its ear - Keep reading

Bleep Bloop: Harry Potter Wonderbook

J.K. Rowling and Playstation team up to fix reading.

Mike and Watt Talk About the Great Gatsby

Easy, old sport. (Previously: Mike and Watt)