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What You Think When You Read Your Favorite Kids’ Books as An Adult by halliecantor

QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?
Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…
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QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?

Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…

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The perfect novel for candlelight reading on your spaceship … far away from the light of any stars.

The perfect novel for candlelight reading on your spaceship … far away from the light of any stars.

(Source: reddit.com)

That book is a LOAD of crap.
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That book is a LOAD of crap.

Read Not Everyone Poops

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They sure do have a way with words. 

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Start reading The X-Men Guide to Puberty

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I hope you’re ready for a little knowledge, cuz Amazon wants to teach you the proper way to handle lion balls

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Berenstain Bears Papa Was Into Porn
Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill

Berenstain Bears Papa Was Into Porn

Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill

(Source: reddit.com)

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8 Horrible Endings to Romance Novels

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Edgar Allen Hoe Costume is Sexy AND Witty
Quoth the raven, “what a whore.”

Edgar Allen Hoe Costume is Sexy AND Witty

Quoth the raven, “what a whore.”

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A real click-turner.

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