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Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody

Stop what you’re doing and watch this. Just trust us on this one.

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Very Mary Kate: Police

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

The Science of Partying
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The Science of Partying

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One Thanksgiving I decided to drive to Canada just to have something to do over the holiday since I couldn’t visit my family. I left Las Vegas, NV right after class that day and drove for 19hours straight. I get to the border not having slept for 24hrs. They asked where I was coming from and I told them, then they asked why I was visiting Canada and I said like a smart ass “Adventure.” I was pulled out of the line for a drug inspection and a urine test. They told me I looked like a tweaker smuggling drug across the border.

Rainbows and Sperrys Suck Rant

I’m sure their lawyers are shaking in their inadequately broken-in boots

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My friend and I were pulled over on a busy road for a routine traffic stop at 3am. The officer asked us for our license and registration. We said we didn’t have either. When the officer asked why not we replied, “Because we’re on Razor Scooters.”

I Fought the Law: Issue #25

So my junior year of high school, my friends and I were making a video for my English class. We were already a few days past the due date so we needed to finish filming that night. Well, the particular scene we were working on involved all four of us walking down the street wielding guns and swords. We all planned on using obviously fake weapons. My friend didn’t have a fake… but he did have a 12 gauge hunting shotgun. We decided it was good enough and made sure that we did the scene quickly to avoid drawing attention to ourselves. Five minutes after we had finished filming we started to hear sirens in the distance, so we took all of our props and put them inside. We were waiting in my friends house for about two minutes when I decided that it was probably just a coincidence and started to walk outside. Once i walked out the door and past my friends garage I notice a police officer across the street pointing a M1A4 strait at my head and he screams for me to get down and put my hands on my head—so I did. It’s not until I’m down on the ground that I notice around ten more officers all equipped with Kevlar vests, assault rifles and shotguns. There were also three more cars driving up. After a few minutes of questioning and pat-downs the police officers share a laugh with us about the footage that we got earlier that day, and also offered to vouch for us just in case our teacher asked us why we haven’t turned in our video yet.

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