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Finish reading 7 Words That Really Sound Like They Mean Something Else

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Garbled back-handed compliments: the true language of love.

Garbled back-handed compliments: the true language of love.

The Spanish Version of This Sign Has a Mustache

The Spanish Version of This Sign Has a Mustache

(Source: reddit.com)

Black Guy Listens to Korean Music (14 Seconds)

I’m going to assume something’s getting lost in translation.

(Source: youtube.com)

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Las Seis Chicas con Cuales Saldrías en la Universidad

Una precuela de las cuatro mujeres con quien te vas a casar.

25 Words The Internet Has Rendered Meaningless [Click to finish me off]

Which word(s) do you think have been destroyed most by the Internet?

18 New And Improved Ways To Say “Screwed The Pooch” [Click for full post]
I still have no idea where the unsettling expression “Screwed The Pooch” came from and don’t have the heart to Google it, but since it’s already here to stay, why not just go the extra mile and truly embrace it? Here’s 18 New, Improved Ways To Say “Screwed The Pooch” that I look forward to forcing into weird conversations in the near future.
Fingerbanged the Dolphin 
Dry-Humped the Camel 
Gave the Rhino a Reluctant Handjob 
Went Down On the Chinchilla 
Drunk-Sexted the Bee 
Eiffel-Towered the Hippo 
Masturbated While Thinking About the Ostrich 
Lied About Hooking Up With the Starfish 
Talked Dirty To the Zebra Then Got Self-Conscious About It Later 
Told the Turkey You Came Too So You Could Get To Sleep 
Booked a Hotel To Re-Kindle Your Romance With the Kodiak Bear 
Made Out With The Lion-Tailed Macaque But Immediately 
Got Worried It Would Ruin Your Friendship Got Too Drunk With the Platypus And Couldn’t Finish 
Talked All Night And Really Felt A Deep Connection With the Seahorse, Y’know? 
Tried Butt-Stuff With the Marmoset 
Discussed “Ultimate Fantasies” With the Rainbow Trout But Left It At “Maybe Someday” 
Got Caught Checking Out the Tortoise and Tried To Play It Off Like It Was Someone You Recognized 
Screwed the Pooch While Secretly Thinking About the Pooch’s Hot Friend 
Others? Leave ‘em in the comments.

18 New And Improved Ways To Say “Screwed The Pooch” [Click for full post]

I still have no idea where the unsettling expression “Screwed The Pooch” came from and don’t have the heart to Google it, but since it’s already here to stay, why not just go the extra mile and truly embrace it? Here’s 18 New, Improved Ways To Say “Screwed The Pooch” that I look forward to forcing into weird conversations in the near future.

Fingerbanged the Dolphin

Dry-Humped the Camel

Gave the Rhino a Reluctant Handjob

Went Down On the Chinchilla

Drunk-Sexted the Bee

Eiffel-Towered the Hippo

Masturbated While Thinking About the Ostrich

Lied About Hooking Up With the Starfish

Talked Dirty To the Zebra Then Got Self-Conscious About It Later

Told the Turkey You Came Too So You Could Get To Sleep

Booked a Hotel To Re-Kindle Your Romance With the Kodiak Bear

Made Out With The Lion-Tailed Macaque But Immediately

Got Worried It Would Ruin Your Friendship Got Too Drunk With the Platypus And Couldn’t Finish

Talked All Night And Really Felt A Deep Connection With the Seahorse, Y’know?

Tried Butt-Stuff With the Marmoset

Discussed “Ultimate Fantasies” With the Rainbow Trout But Left It At “Maybe Someday”

Got Caught Checking Out the Tortoise and Tried To Play It Off Like It Was Someone You Recognized

Screwed the Pooch While Secretly Thinking About the Pooch’s Hot Friend

Others? Leave ‘em in the comments.

German Soccer Coach Conducts Interview in Nonsense Disney Language

Why I oughta!!!

(Source: youtube.com)

The Longest Word in Every Language

It’s a not-so-small world after all.

(Source: youtube.com)

You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means 

Twidiots: Tell Me More About This Language You Call “Mexican”

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

What’s the second most used language in the United States? If you said Spanish, you’re right; if you said Mexican, you are so, so wrong.

How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages (Part 2) [Click for more]

AMG (Ach mein Gott)!

How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages

One of these is not like the others.

(Source: youtube.com)

How To Make Small Talk in Other Languages

Because if you say it in an exotic foreign language, no one will be able to tell how boring you are! (Rollover image on website for translation.)

7 Words the Internet Should Stop Saying Right Now 

There are probably a lot of people on the Internet who are going to say I’m butthurt for writing this article, but those people are unoriginal, mentally worthless wastes of life-sustaining resources.