Las Seis Chicas con Cuales Saldrías en la Universidad
Una precuela de las cuatro mujeres con quien te vas a casar.
25 Words The Internet Has Rendered Meaningless [Click to finish me off]
Which word(s) do you think have been destroyed most by the Internet?
18 New And Improved Ways To Say “Screwed The Pooch” [Click for full post]
I still have no idea where the unsettling expression “Screwed The Pooch” came from and don’t have the heart to Google it, but since it’s already here to stay, why not just go the extra mile and truly embrace it? Here’s 18 New, Improved Ways To Say “Screwed The Pooch” that I look forward to forcing into weird conversations in the near future.
Fingerbanged the Dolphin
Dry-Humped the Camel
Gave the Rhino a Reluctant Handjob
Went Down On the Chinchilla
Drunk-Sexted the Bee
Eiffel-Towered the Hippo
Masturbated While Thinking About the Ostrich
Lied About Hooking Up With the Starfish
Talked Dirty To the Zebra Then Got Self-Conscious About It Later
Told the Turkey You Came Too So You Could Get To Sleep
Booked a Hotel To Re-Kindle Your Romance With the Kodiak Bear
Made Out With The Lion-Tailed Macaque But Immediately
Got Worried It Would Ruin Your Friendship Got Too Drunk With the Platypus And Couldn’t Finish
Talked All Night And Really Felt A Deep Connection With the Seahorse, Y’know?
Tried Butt-Stuff With the Marmoset
Discussed “Ultimate Fantasies” With the Rainbow Trout But Left It At “Maybe Someday”
Got Caught Checking Out the Tortoise and Tried To Play It Off Like It Was Someone You Recognized
Screwed the Pooch While Secretly Thinking About the Pooch’s Hot Friend
Others? Leave ‘em in the comments.
Why I oughta!!!
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.
What’s the second most used language in the United States? If you said Spanish, you’re right; if you said Mexican, you are so, so wrong.
How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages (Part 2) [Click for more]
AMG (Ach mein Gott)!
One of these is not like the others.
Because if you say it in an exotic foreign language, no one will be able to tell how boring you are! (Rollover image on website for translation.)
There are probably a lot of people on the Internet who are going to say I’m butthurt for writing this article, but those people are unoriginal, mentally worthless wastes of life-sustaining resources.
The Grossest Words Ever [Click to watch]
It’s even better when you hear them.
Video: The Grossest Words Ever - In written form!
The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!
(Source: College Humor)
"Than" versus "then" is the root of the foreign policy problem.