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Super Mario Kombat

Who’s the ideal person to be saving everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom? Is it the pudgy, middle-aged plumber? Or is it the shape-shifting Outworld sorceror Shang Tsung?

The answer should be pretty obvious.

Even Worse FDA Cigarette Warnings

All packs now come with a cancer patient.

What do YOU want to be when you grow up?

Finish reading —> Jobs You Wanted as a Kid: Expectation Vs Reality

Need to find a real adult job? Check out my Honest Guide to Finding a Job

Already have a real adult job? You might need to know How to Explain Your Stupid Job to Different People

If iPhone 6 Were Actually Better 

What it would look like if Apple gave us the features we truly deserved.

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7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level

Created by the wonderful Caldwell Tanner - See more Caldwell, everyday, on the drawfee tumblr and check out his YouTube channel - The Drawfee Show

TIGER STYLE ain’t nuttin to fuck with. wutangclan
8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style

TIGER STYLE ain’t nuttin to fuck with. wutangclan

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style

Play God, Get Glitched.
According to These Glitches, Looks Like The Sims Have Completely Lost Their Frickin’ Mind

Play God, Get Glitched.

According to These Glitches, Looks Like The Sims Have Completely Lost Their Frickin’ Mind

What it would look like if Apple gave us the features we truly deserved.

Watch —> If The iPhone 6 Were Better In Ways That Actually Matter

Read —> Dating Advice According to the Disney Channel

Read —> Dating Advice According to the Disney Channel

When a teacher gives you two homework assignments for the same class Precious Plum - The Full Series —> Honey Boo Boo Parody Series

When a teacher gives you two homework assignments for the same class 

Precious Plum - The Full Series —> Honey Boo Boo Parody Series

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The Easiest Way to Defeat Batman

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The man just wants to have sex before he dies and he’s willing to wear a cardigan and cut back on his weed smoking to make it happen.

Watch —> Lemme Freak’ Lil Dicky’s Desperate Plea for Sex

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Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.

Finish reading —> 10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises

What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?

Finish reading —> What OkCupid Questions Are REALLY Asking

Those Norwegian guys who sang about foxes are singing about knots now.

That ‘What Does the Fox Say?’ Guy is Back and Singing About Knots