The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

(Buy it here.)
It’s a good thing the only description whatsoever of this item is that it’s 28cm long, because I really, really don’t want to know what its future buyer is planning on doing with it. No matter what, we can probably say with some confidence that he or she is overpaying. People know you can get porn for free online, right? Fleshlights are like, 70 bucks. Whatever. None of my business.

Nooooooooooooo! the Supercut

OKAY! A simple “no” would have sufficed.

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15 Horrible Things People Have Found in Their Food

I said hold the sludge and mice!

Mike and Watt Get Free or Die

Trapped in the wash closet. (Previously: “Mike and Watt”)

Challenge Accepted!

There’s nothing wrong with openly falling for reverse psychology.

8 Beer Innovations We’d Actually Use

Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed “improvements” to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don’t exactly scream “CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THEREST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.” As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.

All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place

The Kill Bill Dunk - Directed by Quentin Tarantino

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10 Celebs That Have the Power to Shoot Lasers Out of Their Eyes

What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click to see all]

Another NASA failure. 

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes

Mr. Burns dances super-adeptly With Marge’s Mom (Lady Bouvier’s Lover – Season 5)

One of the weirdest sequences in early-Simpsons history (excluding out-of-reality moments likeHomer’s amazing photographic memory) comes in the touching Season 5 episode “Lady Bouvier’s Lover”; At one point, when Grandpa is falling for Marge’s mother on the dance floor, Mr. Burns abruptly cuts in and asks Marge’s mom to dance, then proceeds to swing danceextremely adeptly while Grandpa gives him the frowning of a lifetime.

Mr. Burns is an actual leper who’s physically incapable of giving a thumbs-up or using a bowling alley hand-fan without struggling, but then for one moment, he’s a super-capable dancer who wins over Mrs. Bouvier with his dexterity? I call “balderdash” and/or “pish posh.” Keep reading

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place

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Beauty is only shadow deep.

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8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.

Continue being grossed out and puzzled why these exist here

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