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FOX News Commentator’s Freaky Doppelgänger
What fair and balanced features you have.

FOX News Commentator’s Freaky Doppelgänger

What fair and balanced features you have.

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Click for the big FINISH: 

How One Wrong Step Can Change Everything

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Trampolines Are The Devil’s Playground

Go ahead and jump on that trampoline, looks fun doesn’t it? What’s the worst that could happen?

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Guy Has the Most Appropriate Name For a Firefighter
Just don’t talk to his asshole brother Moore.

Guy Has the Most Appropriate Name For a Firefighter

Just don’t talk to his asshole brother Moore.

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Super Mario Bob Ross
Every tree is a happy tree when you’re on mushrooms!

Super Mario Bob Ross

Every tree is a happy tree when you’re on mushrooms!

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Mouth Sounds: the Most Awesomely Creative Mashup Album You’ll Hear This Year
Want to hear a track concocted solely from a Smash Mouth acapella? It’s the opener in Neil Cicierega's wildly ambitious mashup album titled Mouth Sounds, now available to download on his site. If the first ten seconds weren’t enough (in which the word “some” from Smash Mouth’s “All Star” is chopped and screwed to the tune of 19th century classical composer Modest Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition) the rest of the hour-long excursion borrows from the Full House theme, Men in Black theme, Rob Thomas… whatever, with ‘Mouth lead Steve Harwell’s vocals weaved in. It’s insane, twisted, genius:

Mouth Sounds: the Most Awesomely Creative Mashup Album You’ll Hear This Year

Want to hear a track concocted solely from a Smash Mouth acapella? It’s the opener in Neil Cicierega's wildly ambitious mashup album titled Mouth Sounds, now available to download on his site. If the first ten seconds weren’t enough (in which the word “some” from Smash Mouth’s “All Star” is chopped and screwed to the tune of 19th century classical composer Modest Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition) the rest of the hour-long excursion borrows from the Full House theme, Men in Black theme, Rob Thomas… whatever, with ‘Mouth lead Steve Harwell’s vocals weaved in. It’s insane, twisted, genius:

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Another Cougar on the Prowl in Hollywood
Cougars aren’t as dangerous in their natural environment.

Another Cougar on the Prowl in Hollywood

Cougars aren’t as dangerous in their natural environment.

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Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

Mascot Leans in For a Kiss, Eats Lady’s Face

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside him.

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Click to FINISH: English Swear Words: The Definitive Guide

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Turn Your Phone 90 Degrees Music Video

As Pete Seeger said, “Turn, turn, turn.”

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#Poopie (Chainsmokers’ #Selfie Parody)

Save the beat. Drop a turd instead.

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This video proves what I’ve always known, everyone loves burritos.

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Aw, how touching!

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Which means you probably won’t want to read 4, 5, 6, or 7 either.

Click to FINISH: 7 Signs the Internet Has Shortened Your Attention Span

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WELCOME TO THE FUNNIEST MOM BLOG EVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

Like lots of people my age, I use flash cards from Urban Dictionary to help me memorize the latest slang terms. Here’s some slang I came across today that pertains to text messaging:

“EXting” is texting your old boyfriend or girlfriend.

“Hexting” could be EXting, only also putting a curse on him/her.

“Flexting” is doing flirtatious texts.

“Vexting” is sending upsetting texts.

“Vortexting” is an overly dramatic text that draws uninvolved people into an angst-y situation.


Here are a few more that I made up, which I feel are really going to take off: 

“Texmexting” is texting a Mexican restaurant for take out. 

“Latexting” is an SOS text like, “you got condoms over there bro?”

“Oedipus Rexting” is when a guy sexts his mother.

“Chexting” is when you text your mom: “we out of cereal lady.”

 You’re welcome in advance.