J.K. Rowling’s Deleted Harry Potter Character [Keep reading]
Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.
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Much Ado About NO RT’S…. #WTF!
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If 8 Famous Shakespeare Plays Were Websites [Click for 7 more]
…English class would’ve been a lot more fun.
A classic of American literature, ruined by man’s best friend.
Chapter 1: Economy
When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, with my dog Scrappy.
Scrappy is a dachshund mix I got from a “breeder” in Lexington. She met me in the back of the Stop and Shop and fished him from a crate of puppies in the backseat. $150 cash. No receipt, no worries. A man is rich in proportion to the number of bullshit things he doesn’t have to worry about.
Chapter 2: Where I Lived and What I Lived For
To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning. To be awake is to be alive.
But at 4:30am? Christ, Scrappy. I awaken to the incessant lap of his tongue on his under-parts. Desperate, I resort to earplugs. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation trying to drown out such sounds.
Chapter 5: Solitude
I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls. I am no more lonely than the Mill Brook, or a weathercock, or the northstar, or the south wind, or an April shower, or a January thaw, or the first spider in a new house.
Plus I have this fucking dog. Who barks when a cricket scratches its ear - Keep reading
J.K. Rowling and Playstation team up to fix reading.
I want to throw my shirts on it.
If The Great Gatsby Were Narrated By Other Characters [Click for more]
Get a life, Nick.
Proof That Everything is Shitty in It’s First Draft [Click for more]
They say the best writing is rewriting, and that really couldn’t be more true for some of history’s (and pop culture’s) greatest works. PaulLaudiero over at ShitRoughDrafts.com happened to get a hold of a BUNCH of these (OK he made them up), and now we have a peek into the infant versions of famous pieces. If at first you don’t succeed, write, write again. Right? Right.
The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks Dope [Click for more]
In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.
Tyrion Lannister One-Liners Supercut [Click to watch]
He’s talking about his Littlefinger.
The Little Washtowel That Wasn’t Anthropomorphized [Click for more]
A children’s book for very literal children.
I Think My Roommate’s Novel Is About Me [Click for more]
The truth is stranger than fiction. And more passive aggressive.
8 Kids Books as R-Rated Movies [Click for more]
Like Go, Dog. Go! starring Ryan Dogsling.