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If anybody knows how planes actually work then message me. We NEED to know for some experiments we’ll be conducting in the near future.

Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?

Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.

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IdioTech: “Kindle” Means “Book” in Jewish [Click for full post]
Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology.
My dad saw a story about a bus driver getting in trouble for reading a Kindle while driving. He though a Kindle was a book Jewish people read.- Anonymous
My mom just asked me if a web browser was the same thing as a search engine.- Alex H 
A couple weeks ago, my teacher assigned an essay due after the holiday break. She said that since she won’t see us for a while she would just “email us.” Today, she gave us all a handout with the topic written on it. The heading of the paper was EMAIL, followed by the names of all the people in the class.- Maddie D 
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IdioTech: “Kindle” Means “Book” in Jewish [Click for full post]

Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology.

My dad saw a story about a bus driver getting in trouble for reading a Kindle while driving. He though a Kindle was a book Jewish people read.
- Anonymous

My mom just asked me if a web browser was the same thing as a search engine.
- Alex H 

A couple weeks ago, my teacher assigned an essay due after the holiday break. She said that since she won’t see us for a while she would just “email us.” Today, she gave us all a handout with the topic written on it. The heading of the paper was EMAIL, followed by the names of all the people in the class.
- Maddie D 

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8 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions [Click for more]
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8 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions [Click for more]

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I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]
You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]

You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

New Names for 12 Common Items [Continue Reading]

New Names for 12 Common Items [Continue Reading]

My dad is always touting the latest and greatest gadgets to anyone who is in earshot. So after he plugged the Kindle to my grandmother, telling her it would make it that much easier and convenient to read any books she wanted, she decided to buy one. She then came back from the library with some books, put them next to her new purchase and asks my dad “so how do I now put them in this?”

2% of People Don’t Know If They Have a Kindle
It’s probably a kindle, but I might have just been reading a block of wood.

2% of People Don’t Know If They Have a Kindle

It’s probably a kindle, but I might have just been reading a block of wood.

For Christmas this year, my dad received an ipad. For reasons no one in my family understands, he refers to it as an “iscratch” or “the kindle.”

My mom asked if there was a price difference between a hardback and paperback e-book. To save the time of explaining it I told her paperbacks were cheaper.

Read more of this week’s Parents Just Don’t Understand

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