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Parking a GoKart Like a Boss

Watch as this kid finishes his lap on the track, spins into reverse, and backs into the parking space — all in one maneuver. No need to take off your helmet, you earned your right to secrecy. This is how you put Mario to shame.

(Source: youtube.com)

Suarez Bit My Finger

And Charlie was using baby teeth.

(Source: youtube.com)

This is the ‘Moby Dick’ of Summer Camp Letters
And by Moby Dick, I mean it’s destined to become a literary classic to be cherished for years (at least a day or two) by the highest of intellectual institutions in the land (only the internet). 
Summer camp is a time for parents to get a break from their kids and kids to learn about the joys of poison ivy, horseback riding and bb guns. (Summer camps still have BB guns, right? This IS America.) It’s also a time for young boys to relish the humor in of the horse dumps that accompany said horseback riding. 
The owner of ScaryMommy blog, Liesl Testwuid, sent her son off to summer camp and received this letter shortly after. Eating records were broken, farts were lit on fire and an overall awesome time was had. 

This is the ‘Moby Dick’ of Summer Camp Letters

And by Moby Dick, I mean it’s destined to become a literary classic to be cherished for years (at least a day or two) by the highest of intellectual institutions in the land (only the internet). 

Summer camp is a time for parents to get a break from their kids and kids to learn about the joys of poison ivy, horseback riding and bb guns. (Summer camps still have BB guns, right? This IS America.) It’s also a time for young boys to relish the humor in of the horse dumps that accompany said horseback riding. 

The owner of ScaryMommy blog, Liesl Testwuid, sent her son off to summer camp and received this letter shortly after. Eating records were broken, farts were lit on fire and an overall awesome time was had. 

You have a sudden urge to watch (and fall asleep to) The Mentalist…

Finish reading the 7 Signs You’re Totally Becoming a Dad

Kids These Days…Are Horrifying
Cindy Lou-EW.

Kids These Days…Are Horrifying

Cindy Lou-EW.

The only thing your kid is gonna need after these things is therapy.

Finish God NO, Why Are These Things For Children?

Predatoddler Might Just Kill You With Cuteness »
It Doesn’t Get Smoother Than This Kid At The Ball Game
The kid is a master of deception. Play close attention to the footage…

It Doesn’t Get Smoother Than This Kid At The Ball Game

The kid is a master of deception. Play close attention to the footage…

(Source: wapc.mlb.com)

Two Year Old Freaks Out Watching Fireworks for the First Time

His mind just got bodyslammed.

(Source: youtube.com)

The work of a future Supreme Court Justice.
Kid Puts Barbie in Butt, Leaves a Note

The work of a future Supreme Court Justice.

Kid Puts Barbie in Butt, Leaves a Note

The special day has come. You’ve decided you’re ready to take the next step in your relationship: divorce. But how do you tell your kids? Remember, this is something they’ll remember for the rest of their lives. You have to choose a unique and unforgettable way. After all, hearing about your separation is something they will only experience once in their lifetime.

Read How To Tell Your Kids You’re Getting A Divorce

Kid Does Not Give a Fuck About Soccer

Red card for being a true Amurrican.

(Source: youtube.com)

Click to see more: 10 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids’ Drawings

(Source: College Humor)

CAMP: Harry and Madge

Kids’ songs about sex, drugs and giving handies.

(Source: College Humor)

Man’s Reaction to Finding Out He’s Going to be a Grandpa is PRECIOUS

I’ll try to write a joke here once I’m done crying.