Somehow SFW just doesn’t cut it.
"Uh oh, looks like this person I’ve never met is having a complete psychological breakdown. Isn’t that hilarious? Look, she’s in ENTERTAINMENT; if she didn’t want to live in a giant digital panopticon her entire life, maybe she shouldn’t like performing for people who love her. She deserves whatever horrible jokes people make about her because she’s just desperate for attention. Besides, this joke is going to get me, like fifty new Twitter followers. I know it.
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If there’s one thing Youtube commenters actually enjoy, it’s a shared universal love of randomly shitting on Justin Bieber, even on songs that have absolutely nothing to do with him or anything remotely related to him.
RT RB if you get it.
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I thought you’d always be fine, but clearly you’re unbalanced.
And he’s apparently married to Uncle Joey from Full House.
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Stars: they’re just like us. But… not all the time. It’s an important distinction.
In that 2 second time frame she wrote a song about them.
Baby, baby, baby no.
Brace yourselves, Bieber is coming. Thine Beliebers are colder and harsher than any winter ye shall ever know. What happens when you mix the most hated pop star with the most loathed Game of Thrones character? The worst. That’s what happens.
"Justin Bieber hopes [Anne Frank] would have been his devoted fan […] "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber," he wrote." – CNN
January 22, 1943
One of the happiest days I can remember— this morning Jane brought us fresh fruit and bread. Jane also brought me a present— a record album called “My World 2.0” by someone named Justin Bieber. I don’t know who Justin Bieber is but Papa says he’s a kid like me and that I can listen to it when there is no one below in the house.
January 23, 1943
I can’t stop singing the music of Justin Bieber! What joy his music brings me! My favorite song is definitely “Baby.” I love it when Justin says “Baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, baby, oh.” It makes me think a lot about the world, like— all humans started out as babies, so we’re all the same, really.
Papa and I put on shows for Mama (I am Justin and Papa is Ludacris) and he makes me laugh so hard when he tries to rap really fast. Our whole family shares in such laughter, all thanks to the music of this wonderful Justin Bieber.
February 17, 1943
Using a transmitter radio I heard Justin’s new single, “Boyfriend.” It feels like he’s singing
directly to me! My favorite part is when he says, “Swag, swag, swag on you, Chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue.”
I wonder what “swag” is. Maybe swag is the feeling I get when I listen to the music of Justin
Bieber— the feeling that anything is possible if we try in our hearts.
I asked Mama what fondue is and she looked out the window without answering.
How does Selena Gomez feel about this?
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