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This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up
Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up

Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

(Source: reddit.com)

Google Maps Unveils Lucrative New ‘Pokemon Master’ Position

Enjoy wandering through Pallet Town? Do you find yourself spending hours searching for Moonstones in the Viridian Forrest? If yes, please send a cover letter and CV to ProfessorOak21@pokemon.com!

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Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

LEVEL ONE: BEGINNER

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LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

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LEVEL THREE: ADVANCED

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Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

LEVEL ONE: BEGINNER

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This one is a classic: Pack yourself a sandwich for lunch and eat it at your desk while pretending to work. Then, tell your supervisor that you’re going to “take lunch” and go take a 30-minute nap in the closest public park, bank lobby seating area, or bus depot.

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Sure, you won’t be able to lie down, but you’ll have the privacy of your own stall. Sit down, drop trow (to fool any nosy co-workers who might peer beneath the door), rest your arms and head on your legs, and catch some Z’s. Your boss is unlikely to ask why you’ve been in the bathroom for so long, lest you reveal the gruesome details of your digestive system. If someone does press you on the matter, tell them you think the break room coffee was poisoned and instigate a week-long witchhunt. Spend most of that week sleeping on the toilet.

Move on to LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

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The 6 Most Potentially Lucrative College Majors »

This holiday break, enlighten your acquaintances with this insanely thorough guide of occupational information.

Finish reading How to Explain Your Stupid Job to Different People

This Man Probably Loves His Job
Who said being an artist doesn’t pay?

This Man Probably Loves His Job

Who said being an artist doesn’t pay?

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Thank you for your interest in the job opening announced on our website, please send your application materials, including a list of references, to the email address below. No phone calls or unsolicited office visits. As a matter of fact, no applications either. Let’s be honest: you’re not getting this job.
Finish reading An Honest Job Posting

Thank you for your interest in the job opening announced on our website, please send your application materials, including a list of references, to the email address below. No phone calls or unsolicited office visits. 

As a matter of fact, no applications either. Let’s be honest: you’re not getting this job.

Finish reading An Honest Job Posting

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

This Woman in This Ad is Smiling Very Uncomfortably
Say cheese. Smelly, smelly cheese.

This Woman in This Ad is Smiling Very Uncomfortably

Say cheese. Smelly, smelly cheese.

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Looks Like Times Are Tough For Horror Movie Star Chucky
The Japanese version of “Child’s Play” was A LOT scarier.

Looks Like Times Are Tough For Horror Movie Star Chucky

The Japanese version of “Child’s Play” was A LOT scarier.

(Source: reddit.com)

Ex-Men: Pete Holmes Fires Wolverine From the X-Men

An accelerated healing factor doesn’t fix hurt feelings.

(Source: youtube.com)

What to Expect When You're Expecting to Maybe Get a Job »
Police Officer, Doctor, Businesswoman (Themed Stripper)
Undercover Prostitute
Real Prostitute
Porn Actress
Mentor for Younger Stripper/Prostitute/Porn actress
Creative Graphic Consultant (for Erotic Video Games)
House Keeper
Beating Acceptor
Executive Assistant in Charge of Nagging
Chief Financial Spender
Personal Chef (for Husband)
Masseuse (Asian Only)
Minister of Foreign Affairs(sorry, I meant Minister of affairs with foreigners)
Finish reading Career Opportunities For Women In The GTA Universe

Police Officer, Doctor, Businesswoman (Themed Stripper)


Undercover Prostitute


Real Prostitute


Porn Actress


Mentor for Younger Stripper/Prostitute/Porn actress


Creative Graphic Consultant (for Erotic Video Games)


House Keeper

Beating Acceptor

Executive Assistant in Charge of Nagging

Chief Financial Spender

Personal Chef (for Husband)

Masseuse (Asian Only)

Minister of Foreign Affairs
(sorry, I meant Minister of affairs with foreigners)

Finish reading Career Opportunities For Women In The GTA Universe