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His day could have been a train wreck.
We agreed on tickling. No more.
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Phew, let me tell ya, if I have one weakness, it’s spending too much on “religious bible stuffed animals.” I can’t get enough! I’m hugging my plush Jesus-on-the-cross for strength as I type this! (His blood is made of velvet.)
Christ loves you, but maybe not THAT much.
But Jesus pays for it, he doesn’t get it on the internet for free.