This hit #1 on the Tattoine charts.
Prank News Network: Here to prove people will believe anything they hear if you phrase it like a question and are holding a microphone.
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The feuding actor and rapper exchanged nasty calls, and we’ve got the audio, unfortunately.
10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business [Click for Full Post]
- Had a fire sale in Colorado, Washington, and any other state with a college in it.
- Convinced a rapper, ideally Jay-Z, to change his name to Host-S pro bono so they could compete with Drake’s.
- Taped three Twinkies together and sold them as neck pillows outside of airports.
- Made Ho-Hos as sexy as the name suggests.
- Toned down the sexiness of Ding Dongs to make the name fit. [Keep Reading]
What to Expect From Obama’s DNC Speech [Click to read full article]
- Good stuff about Barack Obama
- Bad stuff about Mitt Romney
- Some true stuff
- Some not as true stuff
- Stuff about health care
- Stuff about Michelle
- Just stuff
- Shots of old ladies smiling and clapping
- Shots of old ladies crying and wiping away tears
- Shots of old ladies burning effigies of Paul Ryan
- Personal anecdotes of struggle
- “Four more years” chants
- People screaming, shouting, throwing things
- People collapsing in the aisles and speaking in tongues
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He’s got 99 problems but a Jedi ain’t one.
25 More Rappers Who Need Name Changes Like Snoop [Click to continue reading]
Snoop Dogg made headlines today by changing his name to Snoop Lion after being rechristened by a Rastafarian priest. Here are a 25 more rappers we think should follow in his footsteps with illin’ name changes of their own:
Every rapper’s got to have a nonsense syllable to fall back on sometime, so we’ve got 32 of the greats saying nothing whatsoever right here.
Before he was Childish Gambino, Donald Glover was just a normal dude into Hip Hop.
Was Andrew WK replaced by an imposter? Is Jay-Z in the Illuminati? Are there antisemitic messages coded into Windows 3.1? All is revealed on this week’s Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show, as Pat and I present and analyze our favorite pop-culture conspiracy theories.
Warning: if you are content with your current life and believe ignorance is bliss, do NOT listen to this episode. Pat and I pull back the curtain, and there is no unknowing the secrets that are revealed. We also discuss The Oogieloves Big Balloon Adventure.
Bougie girl, grab my hand, save her from a Temple of Doom.
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If you know ANYONE in the Hip Hop community, we beg that you pass them this audition. You won’t be disappointed.
An exclusive look at the first few hours of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby, Blue Ivy.