Silence of the Anime - I ate his liver with some fava beans and some nice pocky.
Conversations with a Twitter Feed: @SamuelLJackson - I have had it with these mothaf*ckin tweets on this mothaf*ckin account.
Evil Picard Plays His Flute - Live long and practice every day.
Japan These Days - Having high blood-pressure saved their life!
Have you ever wished your fleshlight was also a delicious pastry?
The Magnum condom of Magnum ice cream.
I would do anything for love, but I literally can’t do that.
Pounded to perfection.
Seeking: someone who isn’t offended by stereotypes.
The scariest part is how much better their education system is.
This is king to be an Olympics event, right?
Oh man, my dad loves the Allham Brothers.
I’m more interested in her lifelike personality.