Conversation Between NO Goat and NO Cat

NObody wins.

The Internet Summed Up In One Massive, Meme-tacular Poster [Click to see who every character is]

Everyone that ever did anything on the Internet ever. 

There’s well over 100 characters in this poster. Try and guess as many as you can. We have a legend that describes each and every one just in case there was that week you went on vacation and missed an entire meme. 

Internet Shorthand I’d Actually Use [C4M - Click for more]

Time is money which could be better spent on making more acronyms. 

The Awesome Power of Commenting on the Internet

We’re all superheroes at heart.

We have even more of shitshilarious work! 

(Source: shitshilarious)

Introducing Google Nose (April Fools)

I smell innovation.

(Source: youtube.com)

12 Game of Thrones House Sigils for the Internet [Click for more]

And don’t forget House Tumblr: 

12 Game of Thrones House Sigils for the Internet [Click for more]

Behold the mighty clans of Web-steros! 

The First Honest Cable Company

F*ck you. You’ll take what we give you.

(Source: youtube.com)

An Open Letter to People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet 

Dear People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet,

Stop. Shut up. You aren’t charming and I hate you.

Let’s start with the obvious. Most people will agree that the most annoying thing about your open letters is the gall of your presumption that everyone reading is automatically in total agreement with you. Like just because they stumbled upon something you wrote on a website, they’re gonna back up your obnoxious opinions! It’s ridiculous, right?

And let’s not forget the sheer audacity of expecting that people looove your glorious prose so much that they’d be honored to read something you write that isn’t even directed at them. I bet you use really poetic language too. Yes, we’re all clamoring for the chance to push our metaphorical glass against the wall of your mind to listen in on the glistening brain nuggets you dole out into our outstretched beggar’s hands. Pathetic.

Oh, and that’s another thing- you always act like you’re just remembering additional complaints in the middle of your letter, instead of carefully planning when to deploy them. REALBELIEVABLE.

Which reminds me, that’s another thing that’s terrible about open letters: something about the form seems to invite you, the author, to just toss around caps lock willy-nilly as if the reader is already sympathetic to whatever stupidly emotional thing you’re feeling in the moment. I hate it! FUCK CAPS LOCK!! 

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Kitten or Goat? YOU DECIDE.

The Complete History of Google [Click for more]

A behind the scenes look at how it all got started. 

Scrollin’ Adventure [Click to play!]

Drop the bass and whatever else you’re doing, because it’s time to play the most original game on the Internet.

Scrollin’ Adventure [Click to play!]

If you scrolled on by that troll safely, you already know how to play.

Scrollin’ Adventure [Click to play!]

If you survived that lynx-infested scroll stroll, you already know how to play.

Have you gone on the Scrollin’ Adventure yet?