Expedia?! Yeesh—who still uses that??
Owen & Pat reviewed the latest and greatest video game systems. There were no survivors.
People say “lol” out loud, so it’s only a matter of time before we’re all speaking in emojis.
Shut up and take my money!
Few people would dare to defy the opinion of the almighty Internet. Not liking Bill Murray or Reddit is practically treason. But this dying Internet user is about to confess his deepest secrets and desecrate everything the web holds dear.
(Source: College Humor)
Take that, rewind it back.
Subject: Regarding your recent internet history
From: IT Department
Date: 12/2/2013 10:17 AM
Good Morning David,
Hope you had a nice weekend. As you may have heard, we here at the IT department were recently given the order to implement a new software package which will carefully monitor all employee Internet history. This has been in effect for roughly two weeks now. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you have unfortunately been one of the key subjects of our latest investigation. I do not quite know how to say this, but you David, are sick. I have come across some VERY sick people in this office but you David are hands down one of the sickest.
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