Expedia?! Yeesh—who still uses that??
Owen & Pat reviewed the latest and greatest video game systems. There were no survivors.
People say “lol” out loud, so it’s only a matter of time before we’re all speaking in emojis.
Shut up and take my money!
Few people would dare to defy the opinion of the almighty Internet. Not liking Bill Murray or Reddit is practically treason. But this dying Internet user is about to confess his deepest secrets and desecrate everything the web holds dear.
(Source: College Humor)
Take that, rewind it back.