"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.
The beat may have dropped, but insurance rates did not.
He’s about to get high off reality.
I will never apologize for being prepared.
At getting his license suspended.
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It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.
His guitar hiding is like his guitar playing: a tight jam.
“We got my mother in law a cell phone for her b-day. When we began to enter numbers into her contacts list, she protested. Saying that she did not want all those people to know her number.”
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”
uPick Classroom - Which calendar?
Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.
“Even though we have Verizon Fios, which has a guide built right in, my parents insist on using the channel guide in the newspaper and reading it out loud to each other so they can decide what to watch.”
Or, Best Hype Man Ever To Sound Like A Velociraptor.
“My mother still types with two fingers and needs help turning on her laptop. Despite my misgivings, we bought her an iPad for Christmas. After opening the box and removing the protective cover, she tried to pry apart the iPad’s metallic casing. $600 well spent.”