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Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out
Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out

Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

(Source: rhyse.ca)

Ice Cream Birthday Cake
You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.

Ice Cream Birthday Cake

You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Prince Harry Runs for an Ice Cream Truck

A Choco-Taco for his highness.

(Source: youtube.com)

Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie 
Good thing they bring the lulz though. 

Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie

Good thing they bring the lulz though. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]
Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.Now you’re reading it. [Keep Reading]

Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]

Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,

As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.

Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.

I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.

Now you’re reading it. [Keep Reading]

Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream
Diet’s still going strong. Today’s just my cheat day.

Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream

Diet’s still going strong. Today’s just my cheat day.

(Source: blow-j-simpson)

Ice Cream Man Trolls Customer
NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!

Ice Cream Man Trolls Customer

NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!

(Source: forgifs.com)

Don’t Tap on Glass
Aww, mom can we keep him?

Don’t Tap on Glass

Aww, mom can we keep him?

(Source: reddit.com)

These Things Aren’t As Gross As They Look
Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We’re all just having a good time, right?)

These Things Aren’t As Gross As They Look

Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We’re all just having a good time, right?)

VIDEO: Kids Tasting Ice Cream for the First Time
Finding out who’s lactose intolerant has never been this adorable.

VIDEO: Kids Tasting Ice Cream for the First Time

Finding out who’s lactose intolerant has never been this adorable.

(Source: youtube.com)

Every time I would call my mom, she would answer by asking me if I wanted ice cream. I was obviously pretty confused and asked her why she kept asking me that. Apparently, she chose a specific ringtone for whenever I called, which so happens to be the scene Forrest Gump where Forrest asks Lt. Dan if he wants ice cream. My mom seriously chose, “Lt. Dan, I got you some icee creaamm. Lt. Dan, iceeee creaaaammmm!” for whenever I call her.

Stranger Danger vs. Ice Cream

The worst part is I think that might be sherbet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Freedom Flavored Ice Cream
Freedom isn’t free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.

Freedom Flavored Ice Cream

Freedom isn’t free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.

(Source: reddit.com)

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu
Available to only the most straightforward customers

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

(Source: hollywoodleek.com)

Horrifying Ice Cream Commercial

We’re screaming all right.

(Source: youtube.com)