Just a Woodchuck Eating an Ice Cream Cone [Click to watch]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck tried ice cream and realized there’s something better out there?

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Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor

Hold the fudge

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Guy Refuses to Give Girlfriend Ice Cream Narrated by Chris Webber

Foul. Being a crappy boyfriend

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Guy Has Party With Poster

True friends don’t need three dimensions.

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Japanese Condom Ice Cream

The Magnum condom of Magnum ice cream.

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out

Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

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Ice Cream Birthday Cake

You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.

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Prince Harry Runs for an Ice Cream Truck

A Choco-Taco for his highness.

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Popsicle Stick Jokes are a Lie

Good thing they bring the lulz though. 

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Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines [Click for full article]

Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,

As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that’s PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.

Let me make this extremely clear, because it seems as if I didn’t do so in Fro-Yo Sample Camp: We advertise that we have four-hundred flavors of fro-yo FOR A REASON. Not just any reason, but because we have FOUR-HUNDRED FLAVORS OF FRO-YO, including sweet potato fro-yo, breast milk fro-yo, and tree bark fro-yo. We can only keep our four-hundred flavor reputation by ensuring that each and every customer samples each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo.

I try to keep public fro-yo criticism infrequent – which, frankly, doesn’t come so easy to the guy who basically invented modern fro-yo – but after having to kindly remind so many of you to “keep the customer a-sampling” IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL CUSTOMER, I felt that typing, printing, and posting this memo around our fro-yo establishment was appropriate.

Now you’re reading it. [Keep Reading]

Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream

Diet’s still going strong. Today’s just my cheat day.

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Ice Cream Man Trolls Customer

NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!

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Don’t Tap on Glass

Aww, mom can we keep him?

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These Things Aren’t As Gross As They Look

Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We’re all just having a good time, right?)

VIDEO: Kids Tasting Ice Cream for the First Time

Finding out who’s lactose intolerant has never been this adorable.

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