Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.
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How does one knock The Avengers off of their superhero pedestal? Easy, give them all pink, sparkly Hello Kitty makeovers. Nothing puts a cocky Tony Stark in his place like taking a bedazzler gun to his precious Iron Man suit, and that’ exactly what bloggers Dreamstore, Legolas, and Nerdweigan have done. It’s a little more difficult to take that Hulk rage seriously when he’s sporting a Hello Kitty tramp stamp.
For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.
Insurance companies: the unseen villains
Hulk SMASH uncredited sources!
The Avengers in 1978 VS. 2012
Looks like it only took 34 years to make Ironman look cool.
Man Hulks Out, Puts Head Through Car Window [Click to animate]
Hulk SMASH…but Hulk no pay insurance.
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His secret identity crisis is even worse.